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Lin Xi 5

level 133
trader level 33

Shaka Brah !

Age 9 years 4 months
Personality neutral
Guild Blue Feather
(phoenix)
Monsters Killed about 671 thousand
Death Count 228
Wins / Losses 8 / 8
Temple Completed at 12/11/2015
Ark Completed at 03/16/2017 (551.3%)
Pairs Gathered at 04/05/2019
Words in Book 90.1%
Shop “Bricks and Mortar”
Pet Vogon poet Fang 19th level
Boss Thug-of-war with 232% of power

Equipment

Weapon poker mace +147
Shield silver surfboard +147
Head echo chamber +146
Body diamond duster +146
Arms hyper cufflinks +146
Legs psychotic brakes +147
Talisman null pointer +146

Skills

  • palm of the panda level 137
  • eye scream level 134
  • tooth sampling level 132
  • rail-bending level 129
  • chakra bending level 126
  • self-propelled feet level 125
  • backyard portal level 125
  • dragon pout level 125
  • flying bird level 123
  • spoon-bending level 110

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Might388
Templehood13209
Storytelling469
Mastery744
Taming2656
Survival2624
Savings526
Arkeology406
Catch902
Wordcraft1593
Unity5
Popularity1
Duelery1
Adventure1

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Careerist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Raider
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Miner, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Seadog, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

23 januari 2024 00:29 Notes from the datamine: the run was a success. Thug-of-war learned a glyph and mined two bosscoins.

6 jan 2024: Bricks and Mortar” promises to buy an invite to dungeon at several times the normal price. Lin Xi is that rich.

Found today: 247 pcs
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18:29 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Vogon Poet, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Fang. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

00:05 Wow, I’m in the newspaper. That’s news! 9-9-2023

17:27 Notes from the datamine: the run was a success. Thug-of-war earned two bosscoins and found two glyphs for the book.

05:52 Suddenly the outlandish data bank exploded in my hands. Found an Enigma machine, a monster magnet, a hell pass, a helping hand, a block of administratium, a golden ticket, a perpetual emotion machine, a disharmonica, a graphics engine, a magnifying glass eye, a “Probability in Games for Dummies” book, a rare find, the heart of the matter, a pick of destiny, a portable stairway to heaven, a token of friendship, 13360 gold coins and a log for the ark inside.

22:53 Divine forces took the outlandish hexbox and disassembled it without my permission. I should have known that there would be a golden snitch, a hellfire-extinguisher, a jar of aging cream, a mind opener, a small hadron collider, an invite to Godville, a beryllium sphere, some poetic justice, a super mango, a crackerjack prize, a Tesla coil, an inner voice amplifier, a golden trowel, 11615 gold coins and a log for the ark inside.

14:25 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 12152 coins, a log for the ark, a disharmonica, a golden cinder block, a troubleshooting star, a kernel of truth and a Godville particle in her pockets. Scious and Fredrick The Great V left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 7803 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.

08:04 A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Almighty.

00:44 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 12485 coins, a log for the ark, a sacrificial lamp, a comic timer, a portable tunnel, an eerie silence generator and a prophet margin in her pockets. Anthol left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 4210 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.

22:48 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 17902 gold coins, a log for the ark, a mind opener, a license to drill, a token of friendship, some tough luck softener and a center of gravity. Hantee left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 5913 coins in total as a consolation prize.

12:38 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 10443 gold coins, a log for the ark, an ACME monster trap, a philosopher’s stone, a knit-picking kit, a brick of purest green and a golden snitch. Tyler Nedrud left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 3418 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.

19:28 The tribe of tribbles reached its critical mass and loudly transformed into something that immediately ran off into the forest. Found 14995 gold coins in my inventory.

19:48 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 12665 coins, a log for the ark, a real piece of work, a must-have gadget, a crazy train ticket, a portable stairway to heaven, a logic gate, a pointy WIZZARD hat and a monster repellent in her pockets. Malicius and Putard left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 8366 coins in total as a consolation prize.

12:57
Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 11981 coins, a log for the ark, a brick polishing kit, a lightning bolt cutter, a unicornucopia, an abracadabacus, an ACME monster trap and a chipped golden brick in her pockets. Larbit and Black Kratos left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 8186 gold coins in total as a consolation prize. ➠

08:52 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 10894 gold coins, a log for the ark, a monster-slaying license, an entropy inverter, a pipe dream cleaner, an Encyclopedia Godvillia and a hammer of realignment. Seanshon left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 3569 coins in total as a consolation prize.

10:44 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 16228 gold coins, a log for the ark, a dream tosser, a quantum mechanism, an urn with phoenix ashes, a backstage pass and an Encyclopedia Godvillia in her pockets. Nana-banana left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 5345 gold coins in total as a consolation prize. After depositing all their gold into a savings box next to the exit, the heroes ascend to the surface.

03:55
Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 17522 coins, a log for the ark, a stereotypewriter, a mental capacitor, a gift of fate, a dupe detector, a praystation, a supersonic screwdriver and a token of friendship. Ed The Piper and Murdockp left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 11226 coins in total as a consolation prize. ➠

23:51 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 9451 coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a modular nodule, a book of dungeon etiquette and a rocket science kit.

23:29 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 11629 coins, a log for the ark, a hellfire-extinguisher, a continuum transfunctioner, an Encyclopedia Heroica, a Godville particle, a dose of reality, an ACME black hole and an essence of wealth in her pockets. Dhark and Dirty Malygos left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 7666 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.

17:22 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder
the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 17212 gold coins, a log for the ark, a pun deconstructor, a quest randomizer, a kill switch and a deadline extender. After depositing all their gold into a savings box next to the exit, the heroes ascend to the surface.

17:40 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 15826 coins, a log for the ark, a non-metal detector, a chain reactor, a karma maintenance handbook, a non-metal detector, an ACME monster trap, a time amplification device, a teleportrait and a missing link. Lenstar, Vaelyn and Visey left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 15768 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.

14:30 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 11709 gold coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a super bowl, a developmental tissue, a zen energy pouch, a center of gravity and a psionic tonic. Pioneer Pete and Mrco left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 8012 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.

06:09
Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 14685 coins, a log for the ark, an intergalactic postage stamp, a multiversal remote, a rare find, a praystation, a logic gate and an absolute vacuum cleaner. Spank monkey and Uzumaki Himawari left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 9520 coins in total as a consolation prize.

07:29 PM
I just flipped the map over and put an ‘X’ right in the middle.
After managing to mark the middle of nowhere so quickly, I’ve got a pile of wooden ark planks and 6446 gold coins as a bonus.

06:33
Disassembled the piece of enriched dirt and the pane in the glass, hoping to create something new out of them. The result exceeded all expectations — I reassembled everything and made a slice of humble pie out of the remaining parts!
09:11
Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 12156 coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a mystery box, some space-time continuum glue, a portable wormhole, a supersonic screwdriver and a time amplification device in her pockets. Jocasta complex and Warrior Of Death left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 8096 gold coins in total as a consolation prize. ➠

11:20 AM
Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 11772 gold coins, a log for the ark, a deep space heater, a resurrection permit, an improbability drive, a sarcasm intensifier, a cliché filter, an ACME black hole and a vial of unjustified optimism in her pockets. Zangetsu- and Aeswen left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 7445 coins in total as a consolation prize. ➠

23:37 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 15097 gold coins, a log for the ark, a wit sharpener, the key to happiness, a cone of silence, a recipe for success, an emotional randomizer, a Godville particle, an ego alternator and a random number generator. Hogboy and Sylphic left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 9867 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.

01:49
Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 17390 coins, a log for the ark, a trouble magnet, an abracadabacus, a chipped golden brick, an Encyclopedia Godvillia, a block of administratium and some poetic justice. Kurick left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 5816 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.

14:21
Following a sudden urge, I peeked into my knapsack and saw that some of my trophies are missing, but now I have all these golden bricks instead. That’s what I call a true miracle! (6 pieces)

14:12
Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 9025 gold coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a pipe dream cleaner, the heart of the matter, an alchemical transmuter and a mystery box in her pockets. ➠

15:17 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 10606 gold coins, a log for the ark, a license to drill, a time amplification device, a hell pass, a center of gravity and a victory sweetener in her pockets. Erky Timbers left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 3609 coins in total as a consolation prize.
15:10 The heroes defeated the arrogant monster! Katsuo added 5306 coins, lucky paw of the Difficultist, an unlucky charm, an emergency entrance sign and a five-second rulebook to her bag. Tinalis got 5314 coins, a “Little Alchemist” starter kit, a biodegradable diamond and a stick in the mud. Daisy Wigglesworth got 5335 gold coins, a doom-it-yourself manual, some eye candy and a heptahedral nut. Erky Timbers got 1714 gold coins. Linxi got 5200 coins, a duct tape recorder and a gopher wood brick. There are roads to the west, north and south.

Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 14495 coins, a log for the ark, a mole-extracting shovel, a praystation, a can of harespray, a prophet margin, a modular nodule, a metaphor mixer, a ticket for ‘Godville the Musical’ and the stuff of legend. Helyana, Ploppy son of Ploppy and Crosarin left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 14385 gold coins in total as a consolation prize. ➠

02:56 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 17804 coins, a log for the ark, a chaos engine, a dupe detector and a motion potion in her pockets. After depositing all their gold into a savings box next to the exit, the heroes ascend to the surface.

22:37 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 20005 coins, a log for the ark, a continuum transfunctioner, a license to drill and a continuum transfunctioner in her pockets.

02:09 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 14669 coins, a log for the ark, a vial of unjustified optimism, a hazardous minerals map, a roadmap to glory, an improbability drive, a sacrificial lamp, an ark welder and a root of all goodness in her pockets. Cepa, ViCz Meister and Septirimus left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 14230 coins in total as a consolation prize. After depositing all their gold into a savings box next to the exit, the heroes ascend to the surface.

16:41Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 15206 coins, a log for the ark, a free fall accelerator, a creative license, a mental capacitor, a deus ex machina, a missing link, a hazardous minerals map, a bicycle of life and a magnum opus in her pockets. Smudge, Goldkiller and Nameless333 left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 14840 coins in total as a consolation prize.

12:23 A voice from the skies shouted: “Combine Eye of the storm and Evil laugh track..” Funny.
12:24 Disassembled the evil laugh track and the eye of the storm, hoping to create something new out of them. The result exceeded all expectations — I reassembled everything and made a burnt calorie out of the remaining parts!

12:17 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 17886 coins, a log for the ark, a golden fiddle, a helping hand, an eye of the storm and a continuum transfunctioner.

03:46 Just as the Wrecking Bull was about to finish me off, Timon gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal were-panther, if it’s the last thing I ever do!
21:12 A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Timon, instantly bringing my beloved were-panther back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 13331 gold coins anyway. Oh Timon, how I’ve missed you!

00:09 Helped the citizens of Los Demonos recycle the thousands of pink-feather-boa-clad, guild-leader statues that mysteriously showed up.

00:08 The mayor of Los Demonos suddenly started choking during a public ceremony. I leapt from the crowd, yelled out ‘Not on ’Pet Shop of Horrors’s watch!’ and performed the Heimlich maneuver until the mayor coughed up a leprechaun and started to breathe again. They’ll remember our guild around here, that’s for sure.

10:04 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 18209 coins, a log for the ark, a future antique, a Tesla coil, a dragonbreath mint, a creative license, a roadmap to glory, a portable drawbridge and an icebreaker in her pockets. DonkaRoo and Aeswen left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 12236 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.

22:38 Not only did it take me forever to find the end of
it, but I also had to deal with a short guy dressed in green who tried to stop me. So rude!
For completing an epic quest I was complimented, fed and given six logs for the ark and a golden brick as a reward.

16:10 Felt an irresistible urge to take apart the box with a question mark and found 4582 coins inside. Now that’s the intuition of a true heroine!

21:35 Congratulation heard, my Lady! By the way, somebody just asked me to give you these ten blue brickets…

15:03 A little piggy running by squealed, “Compile Pointy WIZZARD hat and Philosopher’s stone..” What a ham!
15:04 Yes, Luminous One! Following your command I blindly made a praystation using the pointy WIZZARD hat, philosopher’s stone and 15 gold coins as materials.

20:37 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 23700 gold coins, a log for the ark, a crazy train ticket, an essence of wealth, a backstage pass, a zen energy pouch, a brick of purest green, an exact approximator, a sarcasm intensifier, a vial of unjustified optimism, a hexcavator and a portable quest generator in her pockets.

04:37 That looked cool, but it didn’t stay true to the original quest at all.
For completing an epic quest I was complimented, fed and given six logs for the ark and a golden brick as a reward.

21:43
Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 10940 coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, the circle of life, a picture of a thousand words, a fog of war machine, a kernel of truth and an astral projector in her pockets. Grand pubah- Dave left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 3594 coins in total as a consolation prize.

15:12Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 5286 gold coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a gold coin counter, a pocket universe, a super mango and a karma maintenance handbook.

09:39 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 14666 gold coins, a log for the ark, an Enigma machine, a crumb of wisdom, a license to drill, an awkward silence generator, a universal serial bus pass, a hot seat and generic goodness in a bottle. MrZappa, Abe Week and Tomokato left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 14552 coins in total as a consolation prize.

20:49 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi puts 9023 gold coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a continuum transfunctioner, a time amplification device, a mystery box and an alchemical transmuter in her pockets.

04:03 The Hobo-Cop raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Timon suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Timon was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
07:15 I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Timon!

00:29 I found a new stew recipe. I threw the portable photon generator and the plan C into my cauldron. When I came back to check on dinner I found some poetic justice instead of stew. That’s nice and all, but I am still hungry.

16:37 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 14810 gold coins, a log for the ark, some poetic justice, a gopher wood brick, a dragon egg incubator, a motion potion, sands of time, an achieve mint, a wit sharpener, an Easter egg detector, a universal discharger and an irresistible charm. Fremen, Kozel and Shae Vertwat left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 14385 gold coins in total as a consolation prize. After depositing all their gold into a savings box next to the exit, the heroes ascend to the surface.

Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Linxi gets 21441 coins, a background music generator, a destruction paper, a unicornucopia, a godvoice jammer, a Godville Admin bobblehead, a dream sweetener, a parallel world map, an emotional randomizer, a brick polishing kit, a déjà voodoo doll, a prophet margin, a Tesla coil, a continuum transfunctioner, a license to drill, a final countdown clock, a paradigm shifter, a flux incapacitor, an unlootable item, a community chest and a parallel universe navigator. Korlat, Leucippus and Asrinah left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 21213 coins in total as a consolation prize.

13:56 I grabbed the pointy WIZZARD hat and the piece of the Y-axis and smooshed them together as hard as I could. Out popped a perpetual emotion machine. Wow, I’m so good at smooshing, I think I have a possible career as a smooshologist!