“I’m not lazy, I’m overflowing with potential energy.”
03:57 My Lord, I just became aware that your saying, “Work hard and never succeed; be lazy and become a leader.”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.
14:56 Flipped through the Godville Times. Apparently the new phrase of the week is “Success is easy, and it’s certainly for the lazy.”, my Lord!
21:28 A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “Man, stop doing so many deeds. You are supposed to be lazy.” T-shirts. You’re getting famous, Most Righteous One!
17:25 A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “The happiest part of a hero’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.” T-shirts. You’re getting famous, Luminous One!
18:36 A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “I’m the laziest fool in the shred.” T-shirts. You’re getting famous, Most Righteous One!
01:15 Soul Supreme, I just became aware that your saying, “If you are lazy and you know it don’t clap your hands ♫”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.
• Pet: Nibbler “Lazy”
• Quest #66: Exercise the right to be lazy (completed)
• Quest #73: Exercise the right to be lazy (completed)
• Quest #121: Find an excuse for laziness (completed)
• Quest #324: Exercise the right to be lazy (completed)
• Victory #100 17:33 Notes from the arena: Hazuki Reina surrenders. Laziest hero definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 4424 coins and a golden brick.
“I always knew my laziness would pay off.”