Hero

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Johnathan salazar

level 57

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Age 13 years
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 89 thousand
Death Count 84
Wins / Losses 12 / 17
Bricks for Temple 94.8%
Pet Biowolf Sven

Equipment

Weapon sword of irony +66
Shield irresistible force field +65
Head Guy Fawkes mask +66
Body boiler plate mail +66
Arms big bangles +66
Legs mermaid flipper +65
Talisman jar of sunlight +66

Skills

  • Strike of the rabbit level 46
  • swear-o-matic level 38
  • oak cloaking level 31
  • inept singing level 26
  • swoop of the smith level 26
  • dragon pout level 23
  • fanned fingers level 21
  • beer belly level 19
  • bad breath level 17
  • cash whistle level 13

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Favorite, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I have killed and I have died… I went to the arena and lost I thought that I was strong…. Yea!!!!! A sun dog is my pet!!! saw Chuck Noris awesome !!!!! Saw the Four Pedestrians of the Apocalypse walking in the distance. Just saw a woodchuck chucking wood. Hmm…. The Darned Leeroy Jenkins was slain with a clean stab through its heart. I rifled through its remains and found an original cliche and 8 gold coins. My Lord, I was just thinking the other day… Do you believe in me or am I the one who believes in you? ‘I am Johnathan salazar, For The land or The Gods! Raaaaaaaargh!’ Great One, what do you think? Does it sound impressive? Quest #145 Find the candy mountain (17%) 12:48: A glowing fairy came along shouting ‘HEY, LISTEN!’. I swatted it out of the air. 23:42: I was defeated by the Santa Claws, but I convinced it that there wouldn’t be any honor in killing me, so it let me escape.10:09: The Double Dragon raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Baloo suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Baloo quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young… 08:05: Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Baloo. I promise my new best friend will look just like you! 09:27: Godville’s Admin saw me planting some bird seed. He said it was cuckoo, but I’m hoping for canaries just like the picture on the bag.09:09 AM Met Godville’s Admin in the shop looking for a purchase. He gave me some tips on how to dress. Apparently I look much better with this new weapon of less destruction!10:19 PM A giant ham just fell from the sky! I have never seen a meatier meteor.