Godville

I have killed and I have died… I went to the arena and lost I thought that I was strong…. Yea!!!!! A sun dog is my pet!!! saw Chuck Noris awesome !!!!! Saw the Four Pedestrians of the Apocalypse walking in the distance. Just saw a woodchuck chucking wood. Hmm…. The Darned Leeroy Jenkins was slain with a clean stab through its heart. I rifled through its remains and found an original cliche and 8 gold coins. My Lord, I was just thinking the other day… Do you believe in me or am I the one who believes in you? ‘I am Johnathan salazar, For The land or The Gods! Raaaaaaaargh!’ Great One, what do you think? Does it sound impressive? Quest #145 Find the candy mountain (17%) 12:48: A glowing fairy came along shouting ‘HEY, LISTEN!’. I swatted it out of the air. 23:42: I was defeated by the Santa Claws, but I convinced it that there wouldn’t be any honor in killing me, so it let me escape.10:09: The Double Dragon raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Baloo suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Baloo quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young… 08:05: Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Baloo. I promise my new best friend will look just like you! 09:27: Godville’s Admin saw me planting some bird seed. He said it was cuckoo, but I’m hoping for canaries just like the picture on the bag.09:09 AM Met Godville’s Admin in the shop looking for a purchase. He gave me some tips on how to dress. Apparently I look much better with this new weapon of less destruction!10:19 PM A giant ham just fell from the sky! I have never seen a meatier meteor.