Today I learned how to write in my diary.
It’s always easier to learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice.
Tried traveling at the speed of thought, but soon realized that walking was much faster.
Some people are born winners. The rest are heroes.
Jumped off a bridge. Everyone else was doing it. Also, the bridge was on fire.
Saw the violence inherent in the system.
Tried to test the veracity of Murphy’s Law, but something seems to have gone wrong.
A wizard stopped me and asked me to proofread one of his scrolls. It was more of a Spell Check, really.