Born “Mark Skid” on the bar at the local pub, Mark learned the value of gold based on the quantity if bad ale it would buy. One day Mark slipped on a puddle of beer and narrowly avoided a catastrophic accident (he was carrying 5 pints and nearly dropped one).
Seeing the close call as divine intervention, Mark changed his name to Stinkkfist and stepped out on his first adventure, dedicating his life to his newfound god, making money and drinking – not necessarily in that order of importance.
On the 16th of January, Stinkkfist reached level 15 and learned his first skill…
16:21: Learned a new skill: “oak cloaking”!
Stinkkfist: tree hider – lumberjacks beware! Or at least find your eyeglasses.