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Jimboe2

level 39

2nd mouse got the cheese!

Age 1 year 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild Blue Feather
(cardinal)
Monsters Killed about 30 thousand
Death Count 29
Wins / Losses 66 / 33
Bricks for Temple 83.3%
Pet Ballpoint penguin Spot 17th level

Equipment

Weapon folding chair +47
Shield blue screen of death +47
Head holy halo +45
Body asteroid belt +48
Arms scorpion pincers +46
Legs boots of all evil +46
Talisman universal remote +46

Skills

  • heel grip level 23
  • clinical strike level 19
  • somersault squatting level 14
  • swear-o-matic level 12
  • golden vein level 11
  • bad breath level 11
  • tooth sampling level 10
  • concrete placer level 6
  • Cheshire smile level 1

Pantheons

Gratitude2179
Gladiatorship5011
Mastery9150
Construction428
Taming4216
Survival10487
Duelers350
Unity5
Popularity5
Duelery2
Adventure3

Achievements

  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Dueler, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Sparred:
Augnoramous
Arona Almighty
Stockholm Syndrome
Agozi
Geof in Heels
Muffin Heels
EliteXxPhoenix
Pippypie
Thesmophoros
Q Superposition
Irena of Ataxia

7/28/2017:
10:42
Tripped over a stone and face-planted on a huge gold brick. It may be my concussion but I swear my beer money’s vanished!

7/29/2017:
05:57
I appreciate your attempt to lessen my burden, Great One, but three thousand coins and one gold brick weighs the same, don’t you think?

7/30/2017:
10:45
Stuffed my gold coins into a piggy bank until it burst, revealing a gold brick.

11:37
Suddenly my bag of money burst open, spilling its contents on the ground and forming a solid golden brick. Shiny!

12:33
Divine forces took the exotic handbag and disassembled it without my permission. I should have known that there would be a final countdown clock, an eye of the beholder, a toolbox of the trade, a portable photon generator, the heart of the matter and a third eye inside.

7/31/2017
10:13
A pickpocket stole my coin purse and suddenly he was struck by lightning out of nowhere. Managed to get back my purse but only found a gold brick instead of gold.

10:22
Bought a golden brick. It seems a little damaged, but whatever, all in all it will be just another brick in the wall.

05:57
A sudden gust of wind knocked me off my feet, making me fall back onto my coin purse. I gingerly looked inside it, only to find that a whole bunch of coins had been crushed and fused into a golden brick! I really need to start counting calories…

07:27
One of my artifacts just fell to pieces. Found a flambouyancy aid, a nukulele, a female-to-male phrasebook and an urn with phoenix ashes in the shards.

8/1/2017
08:51
I was sitting by the road counting my money when a lightning bolt struck the ground right next to me, melting my gold into a gold brick.

06:21
Divine forces took the brand new bag and disassembled it without my permission. I should have known that there would be a risk calculator, a certificate of heroism, a hot seat, a parallel world map and a sensor of humor inside.

8/2/2017
08:06
Scratched under my armor and found a duct tape recorder, a status cymbal and a cute angle. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

02:31
Notes from the arena: Jimboe2 is unconscious. Nabilla successfully fulfilled the goal of praising her deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 696 gold coins. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks.

03:24
Fished a golden brick out of the water, and decided that it was good enough for today.

05:40
Fished a golden brick out of the water, and decided that it was good enough for today.

8/3/2017
03:37 PM
You know, Almighty, there has been an unexpected mess up during a medical procedure… Now I have a new “navel clamp” skill instead of the old “mosquito roar” skill. The doctor gave me 1295 gold coins for my promise to keep it quiet.

8/5/2017
03:53
Scratched under my armor and found a bottle cap collection, a note to self and a jar of common cents. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

04:02
I was sitting by the road counting my money when a lightning bolt struck the ground right next to me, melting my gold into a gold brick.

07:23
Scratched under my armor and found some unclaimed luggage, a contingency plan and a wet paper bag. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

8/7/2017
06:43 PM
Notes from the arena: Beepis the Useless is on his knees. Jimboe2 salutes to the heavens! Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 14241 coins. The winner receives a gold brick and 1044 gold coins. ➠

06:46
I think I just blacked out. What happened? Where am I? And what happened to my money? It’s like a night at the tavern, only instead of a hangover I have a shiny new golden brick.

06:48
My pocket ripped under the weight of all my gold, and I squirmed uncontrollably as a torrent of freezing coins ran down my leg. When they finally stopped I couldn’t find them anywhere, but there was a shiny gold brick in my sock!

06:49
Got hit on the head with a gold brick. While I was knocked out, someone stole three thousand coins from my purse.

07:08
Dropped a bag of coins into a geyser and the geyser shot a golden brick back out. Score!

8/8/2017
09:19
I didn’t expect to fish out a golden brick. The brick didn’t expect it either.

05:47
Scratched under my armor and found a learning curve, a continuum transfunctioner and the end of the line. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

8/9/2017
08:53
A Misanthropic Lycanthrope ran up and devoured my coin purse, only to cough up a gold brick and die. That was odd

08:55
Got hit on the head with a gold brick. While I was knocked out, someone stole three thousand coins from my purse. Strangely, he left the gold brick. Perhaps there was too much blood on it?

8/10/2017
08:31
One of my artifacts just fell to pieces. Found a modular nodule, a super mango, a ticket to memory lane and a comfort zone map in the shards.

8/11/2017
06:19 PM Threw my gold in the air to show off my wealth, but a gold brick hurtled onto my head in return. Ow.

8/12/2017
08:06
Scratched under my armor and found a body language translator, a history repeater and a roast beast sandwich. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

8/15/2017
08:39 AM Stared intently at my pile of gold coins. When I blinked it had turned into a golden brick! I can’t wait to try this out on a monster.

05:07 PM Felt some strange movement in my pockets. Looks like I’ve got yet another golden brick!

10:55
A pickpocket stole my coin purse and suddenly he was struck by lightning out of nowhere. Managed to get back my purse but only found a gold brick instead of gold.

8/17/2017
08:13 AM Scratched under my armor and found a hero-be-gone spray, a must-have gadget and an encrypted file. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

06:18
Scratched under my armor and found a letter to Santa Claus, some mithril putty and a half of an unbreakable vow. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

06:29
Suddenly felt a flash of burning heat that melted my coins into a golden brick. My pocket is not a foundry, my Lord, but thanks anyway.

09:17
A tiny little man in a white tuxedo popped out of the ground. He snatched my coin purse, put some coins in his top hat, mumbled some gibberish and pulled out a golden brick. Once more please!

8/18/2017
Bricks + 10

9/9/2017
05:51 PM
After all is said and done, I think I’ll just go back to Godville. I don’t want to talk about it.
My quest to find out what happens after all is said and done has brought a very nice reward of 19019 gold coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…

9/16/2017
04:03
Felt a burning desire to examine the continuum transfunctioner. Sadly, a notarized death certificate was inside. Strange, I don’t recall that particular death, but it’s simply impossible to appeal a notarized certificate.

9/23/2017
02:28 AM I’m getting nowhere fast with this quest. In fact, I got nowhere faster than anyone ever has before – success!
It turned out that to set a speed record for going nowhere can be very profitable. I’ve got three golden bricks and an emperor’s new clothes for doing it!

9/26/2017
10:52 PM
The Significant Otter raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Fang suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Fang was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

Lasted:
2 months 5 days

9/29/2017
06:12 PM
I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Fang, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?

9/30/2017
10:36 AM
Registration has been extended and my Fang is not going anywhere any time soon!

10/3/2017
06:46
Took Fang to a local orphanage to try to cheer up the children. It worked so well that the kids begged him to stay. He gave me a wistful glance and a sad smile before going inside. Farewell, Fang, I hope you give those kids as many fond memories as you have given me.

03:38 PM
Good news, Mighty One! I learned a very useful new skill: “quantum leap”. At least the traveling master who trained me promised it was very useful.

08:24 PM
I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Ballpoint Penguin, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Spot. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

06:25
Couldn’t find the “Dummy’s Guide to Dummies” guide in my inventory, but found 3981 coins instead. Bingo!

9/12/2017
03:51 PM
Got a praystation, a ka-boombox and an aura-scope for completing a mini-quest.

06:50 PM
The Disgruntled Postal Clerk raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Spot suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Spot was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

Lol lasted only 10 days. Level 5.

A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Spot, instantly bringing my beloved ballpoint penguin back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 2086 gold coins anyway. Oh Spot, how I’ve missed you!

11/8/2017
04:17
Felt a burning desire to disassemble the improbability drive. Found a notarized document inside stating that I’ve died fewer times than I thought. Nice.

11/13/2017
New Achievement – “Coach, 3rd rank”
Have sparring fights with 10 different friends

11/30/2017
03:54 AM
Good news, Exalted One! I learned a very useful new skill: “concrete placer”. At least the traveling master who trained me promised it was very useful.

12/8/2017
Just as the Continental Drifter was about to finish me off, Spot gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal ballpoint penguin, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

Name
Spot “Wild” ❌
Species
ballpoint penguin
Level
14
Age
2 months 5 days

09:17 PM
Scraped together 6045 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Spot, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!

12/10/2017
Careerist 3rd Rank – BF

12/31/2017
09:12 PM
Wow, this is our dear Arctic Firebird! Expressed my deepest gratitude to our guild’s totem beast and was rewarded with an aura of totemism.

1/13/2017
11:18 PM
Hooray, I learned a new skill: “Cheshire smile”!