Today: I started to write my chronicles today. It’s truly one of the chronicles ever.
Today: Almighty, please forgive me. I don’t know the days so I wrote Today.
Today: My pet isn’t helpful to me. But I’m helpful to it. I always feed it.
Today: Why can’t I sleep? Because I’m awake.
Today: Another boring day. Wait, I have to pray to Almighty. I will dig for treasure.
Today: Golden bricks are yellow, and cheese are also yellow. Haha, it’s more easy to collect cheese bricks. I’ll search for cheese.
Today: Almighty must be angry for what I said yesterday. Rats are falling from the sky and eating all my cheese.
Today: Today is a cold day. I offered my blanket to a campfire. When I throw a blanket to it, it’s flame got bigger. Stay healthy, Mr.Campfire.
Today: An athiest told me that he had never received a lightning strike because he didn’t had a god. I quickly striked him, as fast as lightning.
Today: Today is a rainy day. My Lord, why don’t you rain beer for me? OUCH!
I want you to rain beer, not stones.
Today: Luminous One, I know you don’t like punishing. Then why did you punish me yesterday?
Today: ACHOO! When I sneeze, my eyes were closed. That means I’m sleepy. Right, Omnipotent One?
Today: I was going to sleep but a big waterfall appeared above me and poured water to me. I didn’t dodge that because I thought that was a dream. I felt drowned and refreshed. It must be Almighty’s encouragement.
Today: Luminous One, why do you melt golden bricks with my gold. Can’t you create your own gold?
Today: Wow! It’s raining gold coins. But Almighty, why did you melt all those to golden bricks?
Today: Almighty, I always travel from town to town. That means I’m a poor girl who doesn’t have a house.
Today: WHAT? Why is the sun rising from the west? Because I’m holding a mirror in the opposite place of the sun and looking into the mirror.
Today: We don’t like side effects,Great One. But why do I have to do side jobs?
Today: Soul Supreme, you are very powerful. I’m sure you can shrink yourself. So what if I build a tiny temple with only 10 golden bricks?
Today: 1×1000=1000, 10×100=1000, 100×10=1000, 1000×1=1000. Wow! that’s the reason why I need a thousand golden bricks for the temple. 1000 is the big amount holy number.
Today: Almighty, I love you, if I don’t have too many things to do for you.
Today: In my dream, I heard someone talking to Luminous One. “You are immortal, as long as you play the game.” Huh, I wonder who can talk to Almighty in person?
Today: I’m busy, Almighty. Please don’t bother me. I’m choosing background music for my motto, “Stupidity is my power! 丯”.
Today: “The Diary of Vonth” sounds lame. Maybe I should call it “The Epic Chronicles of Vonth?”
Today: Great One, would you like to drink my homemade bubble tea? Fresh tea with 100% soap bubbles.
Today: When I shouted “Hello!” into the cave, I heard “Hello!” back. Exalted One, are you stuck in that cave?
Today: Great One, I’m going to write a letter to you. Wait, what’s your address?
Today: Zzzzzzzzzz…..Wha…What? Am I sleepwriting?
Today: Hello! Is there anyone called “Vonth”? Strange, why is my detector saying that Vonth is the nearest person from it?
Today: Great One, please help me! I’m forgetting things like…..Um, never mind!
Today: I never make the same mistake twice. Thrice is my absolute minimum.
Today: I found a beautiful prince, and we shared a long, soulful, romantic kiss… And then, I woke up to find my pet licking my face.
Today: Played “Truth or dare” with my pet. It asked me to tell about my secret crush. Great One, close your ears! It’s personal.
Today: I heard a story about a heroine who abandoned her god. Don’t worry, Almighty. I won’t do such a thing to my dog…err, my god!
Today: “Hello, welcome to Blue feather! It is a pleasure to meet you. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me or another Feather.” Don’t be curious, Almighty. I’m just practicing talking to newbies.
Today: Drank the water from fountain of doubt. Hmm, I doubt that this is the real one.
Today: Woke up and found myself sleeping. Great.
Today: Raced with a tortoise and lost. I wasn’t sleeping, My Lord. I was just running at the opposite direction. However, I got second prize.
Today: Just got an order from a Prince to assassinate someone called “Kth of Godville”. I had no idea who that Kth was but I can’t resist the Prince’s handsome face so I agreed.
Today: Joined a secret society to destroy humor from the world, and got accused of being a spy.
Today: i SHoUld cHangE THE waY I WRiTe. I should change the way I write.
Today: A prophet told me I will end up as a murderer. I got very angry and killed him. Now, nobody will hear his nonsense words!
Today: Felt a strong connection with My Lord and borrowed some power to shoot laser beams from my eyes. And then, an alien called “Superman” came and punched me for imitating his special move.
Today: Ah, there’s a roadside shrine! Prayed to Fearsome One and made a wish to become a goddess.
Today: Hooray! A priest said that wishing for becoming a goddess is an awfully stupid idea and said “You are the goddess of stupidity!”
Today: A mysterious figure called “Satan” came to me and tell that I can harness the power of my evil personality. Tried to kick him out of the tavern. Worked!
Today: After receiving many lightning strikes, my body has absorbed those electricity and stored in my brain. They are used for sparking an idea, electrifying my fists to deal devastating blow on enemy or electrifying my legs to run away from monsters. Now, I can also use accumulator charges like Almighty!
Today: Stay safe, Almighty. I’ve heard a monster called Covid-19 who is destroying the gods and goddesses who live in a place called Earth.
Today: I lost my diary. But don’t worry, My Lord. I found it, in my hands.
Today: Almighty doesn’t talk very much to me these days. Hmm, I wonder if he’s also waiting for ressurection just like me?
Today: How to abandon your god…..wait, this is not Google.
Today: Now I’m officially 1 year old. So Luminous One, where’s my birthday present???
Today: Talked to a kid today. He said studying is boring. Hah! That kid haven’t seen my boring deeds…I mean…adventurous deeds. Please don’t send a lightning strike, My Lord. There are so many townspeople near me and it’s not good to kill me under the gazes of rival gods.
Today: Sometimes, I think My Lord is a ghost. Because he’s been ghosting me for a long time.
Today: Managed to talk with Almighty today. He said he’s slowly getting killed by someone, or something…..called Exam?