hello world
May all be well :D
including me
Oh no I don’t want to die yet-
first death and I died in a bush
first feat completed on my second day of birth!! very proud of myself
three duels won. what luck!
day three of life :)
first loss :(
second loss
thanks for the fight Riyasu!
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Kryoler writing
Arole, as of day 5 of life, has suffered brain damage from tripping over a rock. His ability to write out his thoughts has been greatly impaired, he claims, so for the foreseeable future I will continue his “chronicle”.
The doofus is deaf to wisdom and advice
Another arena loss… Arole why did you hesitate…
Day Six, another loss. If I could I’d trade my hero away but I don’t think he’s even worth a coin.
He’s got better armor though
Arole please stop getting into fights. I don’t have enough power to bail you out every time
He’s finally got all his armor out of the negatives. Perhaps I can just ignore him the next few days but then again he might just die out of spite.
At this point I can believe that my hero is true and fully suicidal
He’s a fool, stupid beyond competition or comprehension, and a damn buffoon
Everytime I return to check on him he’s somehow traveled 100 milestones from where he was last, you scare me sometimes Arole
Please stop almost dying
Day Seven, truly a wonder how Arole hasn’t died yet
We have so few golden bricks…
oh no he’s thinking of becoming an atheist, not my problem now
The fool changed his mind and now I’m stuck watching him run again from yet another monster. Great.
Eight, still not a lot of temple progress, Arole managed to join Blue Feather though.
Why can’t you just be careful
Day 9, me and Arole have collectively decided not to go to the arena for atleast a month. Also he has a glowing fork, why is it glowing, am I going crazy. Is brain damage contagious?
The fork is glowing
Day 10, Arole fought his first multi-boss today. Thank you Eva for helping him.
He’s in the damn arena how the hell did he go to the arena
So Arole has two more wins now, all is not all lost yet
Day 11, Stop trying to die
Day 12, I no longer have to constantly supervise Arole. Also he’s managed to lose some arena matches and win some back.
13, not much to say.
15th day, 15th level. Very fitting.
16, He’s using his socks to strike the monsters. Why is this my hero.
AROLE. Why did you sell the invite to godville. WHY DID YOU SELL THE INVITE TO GODVILLE.
HE SOLD THE ALCHEMICAL TRANSMUTER. WHY
28, he’s still really stupid. Arole died again a couple days ago. Is hope real
We’ve got a little firefox now, Sooba. Very adorable that one is, if only his owner was as good.
one month. hope is lost. death 3.
Arole please don’t eat Sooba.
WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR ARMS?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT HUNGRY
Aw Sooba’s so cute, level 4 now, he’s very lazy but his cuteness makes up for it.
Day 35, Sooba leveled up, he’s super fluffy now.
Arole has the aura that makes talking to him easier. He’s still managed to not heal and not try to live.
Arole is stupid dumb idiotic useless and completely unhelpful in the arena. There should be a pet arena so Sooba can contribute where stupid Arole isn’t
AROLE
YOU’VE LOST TO THE SAME GUY THREE TIMES NOW. WE DON’T HAVE THE MONEY FOR YOU TOO DO THIS. STOP LOSING
Sooba burnt Arole’s dairy. I’m so proud.
HE DIED
HE DIED AGAIN
stop dying, please
Don’t sit on Sooba, and once again you have a death wish
Been a while since the last entry. Sooba’s knocked out right now and Arole keeps spending all our gold on drinks. What a waste. 81 days now
Sooba is leveless now. Arole will remain dead until he learns his lesson.
Sooba my loyal follower, your levelling loss will not be in vain.
By some stroke of luck Arole was able to abtain the pure good! personality for two minutes. It is day 128.
151, he’s died again. Arole will be staying in death timeout until I figure out how to deal with this idiot.
172, A hero’s rights activist just got Arole killed. This is why we can’t have anything nice.
243, I got Arole to let Sooba go. You will be missed very dearly :(
253, Arole has bonded with a rat named Koda, the rat is very chunky.
the rat has gone on a diet, it has become surly
I miss Sooba :(
Koda has gone through puberty, Koda is happy
Bravely bold Sir Arole, chosen by the Divine Kryoler.
A collector of curiosities most peculiar: both link to the past and health bar. The formidable pack rat that stands beside him is no wild beast, but his steadfast companion Koda “Slashing”. Not a tavern in Healiopolis hath escaped his patronage. How he came to join the guild of “Blue Feather” — none living know, and he himself hath long forgotten. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. The parchment itself shall bear no more tales of him, lest it crumble under their weight.
Since when were you knighted???