Hello~ welcome to my humble abode~ how are ya? Doing fine? I sincerely hope that you’re doing great! So, now.. where was I?.. Ah yes! an introduction is needed.
(Hit the chronicles limit. Might make a wiki page soon)
Introduction
Greetings! I am who you call the goddess.. uhhh Kitty Snatcher! and I have descended upon this world for one singular, grand purpose only; destroy the world to snatch all this worlds kittens! 😺😺😺
Around my free time, I open this app with the main goal of reaching level 75 and attaining an Atomic Kitten.
Wish me luck <3
Daily Temple Construction Progress!
Day 1: Reached 0.8%!
Day 2: Reached 1.2%!
Day 3: Reached 1.7%!
Day 4: Reached 2.0%!
Day 5: Reached 2.5%!
Day 6: Reached 3.2%!
Day 7: Reached 4.2%!
Day 8: Reached 5.2%!
Day 9: Reached 5.8%!
Day 10: Reached 6.3%!
Day 11: Reached 7.3%!
Day 12: Reached 7.8%!
Day 13: Reached 8.4%!
Day 14: Reached 10.0%!
Day 15: Reached 10.5%!
Day 17: Reached 10.9%!
Day 18: Reached 11.7%!
Day 19: Reached 13.7%!
Day 20: Reached 14.9%!
Day 21: Reached 15.6%!
Day 22: Reached 17.8%!
Day 23: Reached 19.0%!
Day 24: Reached 19.9%!
Day 25: Reached 21.1%!
Day 26: Reached 22.6%!
Day 27: Reached 23.8%!
Day 28: Reached 25.0%!
Day 29: under construction..
Level Progression
April 27: Level 11!
April 28: Level 12!
May 2: Level 13!
May 4: Level 14!
May 7: Level 15!
May 10: Level 16!
May 13: Level 17!
May 16: Level 18!
May 20: Level 19!
Chronicle Updates!
Day 1:
- Added: Introduction
- Added: Log Book 📖
- Added: Daily temple construction progress
Day 2:
- Added: Random thoughts and Riyasu diary entries
- Added: Popular Phrases ✨
- Added: Memorable Events
Day 3:
- Added: Fishing Logs 🐟
Day 4:
- Nothing much.. her equipment got upgraded I guess
Day 5:
- Added level progress!
Day 19:
- Added Digging logs!
Day 21:
- Added interesting/useful wiki’s
Day 18:
- Removed Riyasu random diary entries
I try my best to link the wiki whenever possible.
Please PM me if I'm missing links/fix formatting
Thank you!Digging logs 🪵
May 12
12:17 AM ➥ I dug and dug and found nothing, but then a grateful farmer appeared and paid me 325 gold coins for plowing his field.
May 13
09:58 PM ➥ Spent a few minutes sifting through the sand. Found 172 gold coins.
09:58 PM There’s a really bad smell coming from the hole I just dug…
10:03 PM Notes from the battlefield: Living underground must be depressing. Perhaps that’s why Sweeping Hulking Squirmisher is so angry.
10:11 PM Notes from the battlefield: Brought together by common destiny, the heroes have defeated the Sweeping Hulking Squirmisher! Riyasu added 2717 gold coins, fur of the Squirmisher, a mystery box and a pouch of magic kidney stones to her bag.
May 16
12:27 AM ➥ Dug out a nuclear energy drink. Yep, I knew just where to search.
12:28 AM I have a bad feeling that I’m about to dig up something that should stay buried…
12:43 AM Notes from the battlefield: Brought together by common destiny, the heroes have defeated the Enlightened Giga Byter! Riyasu got 1958 gold coins.
12:43 AM The Giga Byter was used up for gold and experience! Heading to town to heal and guzzle the loot. Replay
(rly sad riyasu got defeated here. could’ve used that gp replenish :/)
01:11 AM A songbird landed on a branch next to me and twittered, “Dig a hole, find treasure, maybe some gold. Dig dig, find treasure, dig and dig until you find treasure.”
01:11 AM ➥ I was thinking, Almighty, if you really loved me, why not have me win the lottery instead of digging for gold?
🥺❤️ 🥺 sorry
11:44 AM ➥ Dug a hole. Filled it with water and tried fishing in it. Somehow caught some galactic acid.
11:44 AM Yanked my shovel from a stubborn patch of dirt. Saw that it was missing a bite-shaped chunk. Uh-oh.
Memorable Events 📝
April 24, 5:50 PM
- Went ahead and tried the Arena after reaching level ten and..
- MY FIRST OPPONENT WAS SUKUNA, FROM JUJUTSU KAISEN 😭
- I lost. GG.. (I’m horribly disappointed)
April 25, 10:44 PM (RNG god…)
(Refer to Log Book, entry +April 25, 10:34 AM+
for more details)- She kept talking back to my god-voices
- She’s at 21 health. I keep telling her to heal.
- Suddenly a WANTED Godvillain shows up
- I encourage her, she defeats it. Low health.
- SUDDENLY. A GODVILLE ADMINISTRATOR SHOWS UP
- ????
- Almost dies, 10 health left. She steadily returns to town.
Fishing Logs 🐟 (Fishing wiki)
April 25
Fishing at 8th milestone09:50 AM I wouldn’t want to eat this jar of perfectoplasm even if I was starving, but hopefully the fish will.
10:01 AM Hmm… Seems all the fish in this area want to stay aquatic.
Fishing at 59th milestone04:44 PM It’s all about the presentation. Fish are sure to bite this text tile wrapped in seaweed.
04:55 PM I didn’t expect to fish out a golden brick. The brick didn’t expect it either.
Fishing at 147th milestone08:57 PM Couldn’t find a place to fish, so I poured my water bottle into a pothole and used my discolouring book as bait.
I… forgot to check back. No idea what she fished back out, sorry. It must’ve been not that important then.
April 26
Fishing at 17th milestoneShe really just used the last thing I wanted her to use as fishing bait..
05:37 PM I sat down to fish. Put my coupon for a flux incapacitor © on the hook. Omnipotent One, please send me something, so I won’t have to lie again.
Fishing at 6th milestone10:27 PM I sat down to fish. Put my under-the-counter medicine on the hook. My Goddess, please send me something, so I won’t have to lie again.
10:38 PM Charged Erratic 216 coins to fish in my spot. Legged it when the inspector arrived.
Lol 🤣 sorry Erratic
May 2
Fishing at 30th milestone12:01 PM This pond smells fishy. Let’s see if I can catch something here.
I went to nap and didn’t see what she got. The third eye didn’t capture it
May 3
Fishing at 44th milestone08:30 PM Squatted to fish. I don’t think I’d bite for the vial of earthly delighter fluid, but it’s worth a try.
08:37 PM Caught a bivalve and asked it for a pearl, but it clammed up. How shellfish.
08:38 PM Found a lonely mailbox at the coordinates. Opened it and a hand reached out to give me a bag of trophies.
May 7
Fishing at 14th milestone02:45 PM I sat down to fish. Put my last of the mojitos on the hook. Exalted One, please send me something, so I won’t have to lie again.
02:53 PM Caught a brand new bag. Sweet.
May 10
Fishing at 10th milestone11:23 PM Declared an unplanned fishing day. Now I need to find something that’ll bite on the warp seed.
^ I forgot to check on it again.
May 12
Fishing at 0th milestone04:12 PM Putting the foot solder on the hook was hard work. The catch better justify it.
04:20 PM Fished out a note that read: “How stupid do you think we are?”
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
May 14
Fishing at 17th milestone11:08 AM Put my pythagorean serum on the line and sat down to fish. A small price to pay for this peace and quiet.
(^Forgot to check back^)
Fishing at 41st milestone07:16 PM I wouldn’t want to eat this sawed-off shot glass even if I was starving, but hopefully the fish will.
07:26 PM I’ve heard bad things about sleeping with the fishes, but I received a complimentary breakfast after my nap was over.
May 15
Fishing at 68th milestone07:09 PM I wouldn’t want to eat this fantastic flour even if I was starving, but hopefully the fish will.
(Forgot to copy)
May 16
Fishing at 41st milestone02:23 PM I sat down to fish. Put my random number generator on the hook. My Goddess, please send me a big fish, so I won’t have to lie again.
02:34 PM A trader ran up at full speed and snatched my bait. While fleeing, he dropped a golden brick.
luckyy
📖 Log Book 📖
You may often wonder what me and my heroine, Riyasu talks about daily, and fret not! I shall compile our shenanigans in this wonderful book.
For anyone looking for spars, I am up for them as long as its an AFK one. Just PM me first. Thank you :)
Chapter I: [Title Needed]
April 22, 10:03 PM
After encountering an Atomic Kitten stealing 37 gold; me and my heroine have decided our goal! To get a monster pet; namely the: Atomic Kitten. She only needs to reach level.. 75 ugh, I’m here for the long run it seems
10:03 PM: A fiery arrow flew through the sky and landed right in the trees. The flaming foliage spelled out “Riyasu, I, your beautiful goddess has settled for a goal! We will get you an Atomic Kitten as a pet” magnificently.
10:03 PM: Almighty, when someone asks you if you’re a goddess, you say ‘yes’.
Quite the wit, my heroine has. Yet still bit by bit, as time passes, it seems that she is learning to ignore me more and more..
April 23, 03:19 PM
As soon as she got her first friend, this is what happens.
03:19 PM: Ran into Merus at the tavern and ended up betting on a drinking contest. Long story short, Most Righteous One, I’m out 452 gold coins, the tavern is a wreck, and the barkeep is considering a restraining order.
April 24, 12:24 AM
She can be quite considerate sometimes.
12:24 AM My Lady, can we talk? I’ll meet you in the confessional in ten minutes.
Ten minutes later..
12:34 AM Sorry, this is such a one-sided conversation, Great One. How was your day?
12:35 AM A rhythmic voice dropped some bars behind a strong beat:
> I’m doing good, thanks for asking (My reply, lol)
April 24, 01:13 AM
Riyasu may fail me sometimes, and this isn’t one of those times. Priorities are prorites. (I should probably sleep too..)
01:13 AM Found a crumpled doctor’s note in my pocket. I’m not sure but I think it says: “You got free time? Visit the temple.”
01:13 AM ➥ Not a bad idea, Lady, but right now petting this cat is my highest priority.
April 24, 01:36 AM
She encountered her first Godville Administrator.. wow. And of course it starts break dancing to assert dominance 🙄
01:36 AM Will the battle between the Godville Administrator and humanity ever come to an end? Not if I have anything to do with it.
01:41 AM Just to rub it in my face, the Godville Administrator did a totally unnecessary backflip.
01:42 AM I’m faster than a lot of monsters out there — like that Godville Administrator that I’m no longer fighting.
April 24, 8:09 AM
She understood the assignment. Lisan al gaib
08:07 AM A mysterious voice whispered gently in my ear: “Destroy the singing sharks earbuds by screaming louder than a siren.”
08:07 AM ➥ Struck with divine inspiration, I struck with divine inspiration. Now the Singing Shark’s been struck with divine inspiration too. It looks a bit woozy.
April 24, 8:40 AM
As her goddess, I’m slightly disappointed in myself.. Before I even noticed it, I had used up all of my accumulated charges.. rough times, rough times indeed.. I hope she levels up after this quest is complete
Quest: Sacrifice dignity on the altar of entertainment
(98%)April 24, 8:48 AM
Riyasu, after finishing a quest, swiftly returns to Godville! With a snarky remark.
Quest: Sacrifice dignity on the altar of entertainment
(completed) (100%)08:48 AM It’s not always sunny in Godville.
April 24, 09:15 AM
Riyasu had a nightmare about abandonment. I tried to reassure her by waking her up, but it seems that she may be a tsunde.. y’know what nevermind.
09:11 AM I had a terrible nightmare. I dreamed that the Almighty abandoned me. You wouldn’t do that, right? Right?
09:14 AM My Goddess, why did you wake me up?
09:14 AM A gently babbling brook nearby broke off and very clearly said, “I’m always with you, my gentle, carefree heroine.”
09:15 AM ➥ Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.
April 24, 10:08 AM
Not sure whether or not Riyasu got an upgrade or a downgrade. However I wont be staying silent about this 😼
10:04 AM The merchant squealed, “Ooh, a genuine old piece of equipment! Gimmegimmegimme!” Accepted 61 gold coins to keep quiet about the undignified spectacle.
10:08 AM A little bird whispered “Nuh-uh, we are not keeping silent about the undignified spectacle” to me. Birds nowadays! Where do they get such ideas?
April 24, 12:49 PM
As a last attempt to gain godpower at 5%.. I released a godvoice.
12:49 PM Came across a poem:
Clouds form in the sky
It forms the words
Pray and yell “Atomic Kitten”
12:49 PM ➥ Can I still claim doing that is against my religion, Almighty?
Well it was worth a shot..April 24, 2:54 PM
02:52 PM A voice too high in pitch for humans to hear said, “Wouldn’t it be funny if a boulder crush your enemy?.” At least, I’m guessing that’s what happened.
02:53 PM ➥ Almighty, if you are indeed so mighty, then why am I the one smiting all these monsters?
Oh.. sure. 02:53 PM An unknown force lifted me by the ankle and used me to whip the monster. Is this what being an “instrument of the Lady” means?
02:53 PM The Heavy Metal Bandit died penniless. Good thing I found 102 coins where we fought.
I pressed the punish button but it seems that she still did the bidding. sigh..
April 24, 3:22 PM
She’s running low on health; she was at 21 health when I was gonna write this.
Then randomly, out of nowhere! dropped down to 7 health while returning to town. Scary!! I hope she wont get her first death today.. or any day (Refer to April 24, 3:30 PM.. Bruh lol.)
03:20 PM Forced to run away from the Red-Handed Thief in order to save face, arms, body and legs.
April 24, 3:30 PM
03:26 PM My doctor told me that a life of fighting monsters and drinking beer would surely lead to the grave.
That may be true, but at least I’ll be taking the scenic route.
No! I just wrote about me not wanting you to die!April 24, 4:43 PM
She’s been b#$!^& slapping everything apparently.. funny
Also she's been talking back instead of following my
voices more often than usual now.04:42 PM As it turns out, punching with your fingers curled is much stronger. Was I doing it wrong all along?
April 24, 4:48 PM
Header: Healing in El Herado..
She managed to survive without my influences! I am proud of her <3. She’s a smart little cookie. 🍪
04:46 PM A house divided cannot stand, and neither can this Chupacabra, it seems. Took 34 gold coins from one of its factors.
04:48 PM Savagely shouted, “Beware! Atomic Kitty!!” at the Executionerd and ran away while it was dizzy.
04:48 PM Was told never to return to El Herado, but you know how susceptible I am to reverse psychology.
April 24, 5:56 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MATCH MAKING WHAT.
I am DEVASTATED..
GEGE AKUTAMI?! HEIAN ERA SUKUNA?!
THE HELL IS THIS GUY DOING HERE. THE… 😮💨
05:56 PM Notes from the arena: Heian Era Sukuna poses heroically on the podium. Riyasu poses, slightly less-heroically, face-down on the ground. The winner receives a gold brick and 1028 coins.
05:56 PM This time, Heian Era Sukuna was too strong. That’s ok, I’ll have my revenge next time.
She really got jujutsu'd..
There goes my two charges from leveling up.
Curse you, king of curses.Aftermath..
06:00 PM A flock of sheep in the distance seem to have arranged themselves to spell out, “Pray.. you just got owned by a jujutsu kaisen character. I’m disappointed.” I’m not going to be able to look that shepherd in the eye.
06:00 PM ➥ Very well then, I shall pray to not become prey.
April 24, 6:14 PM
She tried to cheer me up. Thanks, Riyasu
06:05 PM Painted a bright yellow smiley face on a milestone. Look, Exalted One, a smilestone!
06:13 PM A rat peeked out of my loot bag and squeaked, “Nice smilestone. Thank you for trying to brighten up my day Riyasu. When did you learn to draw?.”
06:13 PM ➥ Almighty, there’s a reason I’m number one in the Pantheon of Apathy.
06:13 PM A voice from the skies shouted: “"Pantheon of Apathy" sure, sure.. you tsundere.” Funny.
April 24, 8:51 PM
Well… I.. Umm.. Finders keepers??
08:51 PM Bought almost expired healing items for when I’m almost expired. Hopefully, this joke’s not on me.
April 24, 9:19 PM
09:18 PM A voice from the skies thundered: “Riyasu, sacrifice more to your goddess.. 19 coins isn’t enough.”
09:18 PM ➥ Here’s 176 coins, Lady. Please make my skin healthier and my hair shinier!
I'm definitely encouraging her later. You go girl!! ✨✨April 24, 10:11 PM
She said this as she’s at 24 health.. Don’t die please don’t..
10:08 PM Did some thinking and concluded that the Almighty has the heart of a dove and it’s filled with love.
10:14 PM The Tweedle Doom cried, “Crunch time!” and vanished. Received 33 gold coins and a sequential number generator.
She somehow defeated a Tweedle Doom while at 22
health..April 24, 10:18 PM
She started a new diary. Maybe its time for a Chapter II then.
10:16 PM Had to use my outdated diary pages to start a campfire.
She seems to be heading towards Herowin. A pretty
good town indeed. I just hope that she makes it there aliveChapter II: [Title Needed]
April 24, 10:30 PM
Nevermind.. She saw this and went back to TrollBridge.
10:29 PM Saw a heroine wearing her underwear over her trousers.
I can't blame her honestly.
I'd also run.She’s certainly a precious little fool.
10:44 PM Trollbridge is just like an onion. The pungent smell certainly makes your eyes water.
* Earthly News: *Trying to recall why she decided to return..
April 25, 9:21 AM
A popup sent her to the Arena.. not me, but luckily enough there weren’t anyone there!
09:21 AM Lions and tigers and bears? Oh my, I think I’ve entered the wrong arena again. Better get out of here before I’m noticed. Snatched a lonely golden brick lying around on my way back.
April 25, 9:30 AM
I wanted to know where she learnt this “new latin” of hers.. It seems sketchy
09:29 AM A mist spelled the words “Where did you learn that new latin.. who..? “Ohyay Adylay, ivegay emay ayay eatgray ideyay orfay uestingqay!”.. what?” in mid-air.
09:29 AM ➥ If I thought that was best for you, Great One, I certainly would do it.
April 25, 10:34 AM
She kept ignoring my signs to heal her wounds.. By talking back. Eventually a WANTED Godvillain had shown up while she was healing. What are the odds??
10:23 AM Opened my diary to read “It IS often your last day if you don’t heal up every now and then.. But I forgive you, you silly” Hmm, I don’t remember writing that…
10:23 AM ➥ You know, Almighty, seven days without a pun makes one weak.
After fighting an enemy.
10:28 AM Clouds in the sky suddenly formed into the words: “Please Riyasu I keep asking you this. Heal your wounds!.”
10:28 AM ➥ Yes, Almighty! Let me drop everything and pay attention to YOUR needs!
10:31 AM A fearsome WANTED Godvillain is sitting quietly by the side of the road. They say you always have to be wary of the quiet ones. To battle!
10:32 AM I was completely shrouded in a godly band-aid of light. Thank you, Great One.
10:33 AM Gave the WANTED Godvillain the ol’ one-two after checking that both of my fists were still attached.
10:36 AM The words, “Strike the Wanted Monster with your hair dryers!” drifted by on the winds, clearing the dust
from all around. That’s a sweeping statement, Gentle One.
10:37 AM ➥ I’m a lean, mean, fighting machine! Watch out, WANTED Godvillain!
10:37 AM The presence of the Great One filled me with determination. (She was at low health)
10:39 AM Kicked the WANTED Godvillain to death with a great feat of strength. Or rather, great strength of feet. Found 128 gold coins.
10:39 AM Why did they say this WANTED Godvillain had few distinguishing marks? Its hide still has some of them.
Drawing a *WANTED* Godvillain-shaped chalk
outline on the ground...10:39 AM I wonder how I can still be so thirsty after all that beer I drank last night…
April 25, 10:39 AM
As I was making an announcement for all fellow Gods and Goddesses. A Godville Administrator suddenly shows up, right after the fight with the WANTED Godvillain. What??
10:39 AM A massive tablet suddenly fell from the sky. Inscribed upon it were the words: “Dear fellow gods and goddesses. The weather forecast is real. But your champions may start disliking you. PLEASE HEAL.”
She then states this:
10:39 AM ➥ Fight! Heal! Loot! Get slapped! Almighty, I know this probably looks fun to you, but can I have a break?
Apprently not, my dear.
10:40 AM Wandered through a spooky forest. Even this Godville Administrator looks scared.
Fighting at 21st milestone
- Enemy: Godville Administrator
- Current Health: MAX
- Heroine: Riyasu
- Making karaoke sounds
- Current Health: 75/136
10:41 AM Suddenly dozens of cherubs appeared and performed an air ballet that formed the words, “A WANTED Monster THEN a GODVILLE ADMINISTRATOR? The RNG God is furious at me and you, both of us, Riyasu. Strike hard.”
10:41 AM ➥ The Godville Administrator was completely depressed by my goddess’ care. Thank you, Almighty!
10:41 AM Was thinking about my next punchline when the Godville Administrator graciously supplied it.
Fighting at 21st milestone
- Enemy: Godville Administrator
- Current Health: Took like 1/4 chip damage.
- Heroine: Riyasu
- Channeling pent-up rage and pain through the tip of her weapon…
- Current Health: 13/136
10:42 AM Followed my nose and fled from the monster’s bloodshot eyes. We’ll meet again, Godville Administrator.
Returning from 20th milestone
- Progress: Just started..
- Current Health: 10/136
- Thinking the journey isn’t as important as the destination…
Seriously. What is with her luck?
April 26, 11:36 AM
I went ahead and sent her to her third duel.. She won! (With a few of my encouragements. I had to interfere, sorry. I needed that gold brick too!)
11:35 AM Notes from the arena: Fiftieth is on his knees. Riyasu salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 2 coins.
April 26, 10:22 PM
She finally got her first positive gear stat!
She’s learning! I also didn’t miss the diary entry thankfully. It’s only up from here gods and goddesses. Yesh!
Arms: Armlets of misfortune +209:59 PM The trader said that these armlets of misfortune were all the rage with the local heroes, so I bought them for 844 coins.
10:26 PM Felt something itchy inside my armor, so I reached in and pulled out a tag that said, “Congrats on getting your first positive stat equipment Riyasu! I’ll let you spend all your gold on beer! Cheers.”
10:26 PM ➥ Beer, Almighty, is living proof that you love me and want me to be happy.
April 26, 10:32 PM
She completed her 8th quest! And right after that she started fishing. I’ll be placing that part on the fishing logs <3
Quest: Plant a beer garden (completed) (100%)10:26 PM Tilled the ground and then buried beer bottles. I can’t wait until I have a fresh crop of beer in a few months!
Finally completed my quest to plant a beer garden. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.
April 26, 11:13 PM
She’s nice. But please pray, Always. I keep running out of god power you know.
11:10 PM I don’t always pray, but when I do, I make sure it’s to you, my Goddess.
April 26, 11:28 PM
Got my first “show me a sign” thing. This is cool!
11:24 PM Looks like this monster is hiding something besides the usual loot. Almighty, should I give it the third degree? (I gave her the looks of approval, free loot is free loot)
April 27, 11:26 AM
Riyasu won yet another match from the Arena! That fight with Heian Era Sukuna paid off, learnt a lot of techniques from that fight as a goddess. GGs!
11:26 AM Notes from the arena: Redsun surrenders. Riyasu definitely fulfilled her goddess’ expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 928 coins.
April 27, 9:01 PM
Another arena duel lost. Things could’ve changed if I went a bit more offensive at the end. Either way, another GGs!
By the way things are going, we may finish the Temple in approx. 200 days! Huzzah!!!!
08:52 PM Notes from the arena: Riyasu begs for mercy. Arole definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 370 coins and a golden brick.
April 27, 9:08 PM
As far as I’m concerned about Rororo’s mentality.. What skill do you have in mind, my dear? Hmmm??
08:59 PM The words “You should travel with your friend Rororo sometimes. I heard she went as far to go to the 400th milestone. Crazy” wrote themselves across the mirror in blood. Spooky.
09:03 PM A priest told me that faith moves mountains. Donated 121 gold coins in the hope of acquiring that skill someday.
09:03 PM Is it a bird? Is it a crane? No, it’s just Rororo trying to fly by jumping off a cliff again.
April 27, 9:32 PM
I guess she listened.
09:22 PM Hey, the grass looks greener over there…
09:26 PM A sudden gust of wind brought some words: “Kneel down before the grass. Touch it. Tell me how it feels.”
09:26 PM ➥ Here I am, looking to you for guidance and offering my prayers, my Lady!
April 28, 11:21 AM
Won a big arena fight this time. Getting three gold bricks without any interference? We win those! ggs
11:18 AM Notes from the arena: Riyasu parades in victory and gleefully displays her prize before the whole arena. Fix shakes his fist, vowing revenge. The winner receives a gold brick and 1 gold coin. Due to this fight’s special rule, the winner gets three golden bricks instead of one.
April 28, 11:41 AM
Managed to melt her gold. Also she leveled up!
11:35 AM Wow, 12! I don’t get older; I level up!
11:36 AM I think I just blacked out. What happened? Where am I? And what happened to my money? It’s like a night at the tavern, only instead of a hangover I have a shiny new golden brick.
Chapter III: [Needs title]
April 28, 2:05 PM
01:56 PM Had to get rid of my last diary. Too many embarrassing memories.
April 28, 3:33 PM
Sent her to the Arena again, no luck.. Wait. She got a golden brick. All is well <3
03:23 PM Lions and tigers and bears? Oh my, I think I’ve entered the wrong arena again. Better get out of here before I’m noticed. Snatched a lonely golden brick lying around on my way back.
April 28, 3:35 PM
Girl, what the hell.
03:26 PM Tried to remember how many things I’ve sacrificed to my goddess, but lost count.
03:28 PM Almighty, I prayed and spent 5 coins on you… Why don’t you pray and spend money on me?
03:35 PM Found the words, “You already spend a lot on beer and partying. All I pray for is for you to save and build me my temple” written across my underwear. That must be a very exclusive brand.
03:35 PM ➥ As your chosen, I’m invoking article three, section five, sub-clause two of the Heroine’s Rights Bill to just say “nah”.
April 28, 11:31 PM
She seems to have gotten an aura of pacifism.
No idea how, not asking why. It’s pretty useful since I’m going to bed, good night o7
Aura: pacifism (01:12)11:20 PM Of all the heroines, you’re stuck with me. You really like me, Exalted One, don’t you?
11:29 PM Every time I close my eyes I see “Aura of pacifism huh.. well then I’ll go to bed and dream well. Goodnight” burned into my eyelids.
11:30 PM ➥ You know, it would be really cool if it was somehow possible to dream within a dream, Almighty!
April 29, 6:30 AM
Got up pretty early! So as any diligent goddess would do, I sent her to the Arena and closed the app.
06:26 AM Notes from the arena: Punz is taking an involuntary nap and Riyasu is declared the victor of this duel by knockout. The winner got richer by 387 coins and a golden brick.
×I didn’t expect her to win× Got our first achievement! Woooo!
Chapter IV: Well that was quick
April 29, 9:12 PM
09:07 PM Had to get rid of my last diary. Too many embarrassing memories.
April 29, 10:09 PM
Yes, very impressive 😀
10:08 PM ‘I am Riyasu, Beware! Atomic Kitty! Raaaaaaaargh!’ Does that sound impressive?
Chapter V: the arena era
April 29, 10:34 PM
10:34 PM There’s absolutely nothing special about this new diary. Except this one isn’t covered in my blood.
April 30, 9:06 AM
Another duel won at the arena but at what costs.. Well I unlocked my third eye so that’s cool, I can get highlights now
09:06 AM Exalted One, here is a new thing for you — Third Eye. It will have the most interesting entries from my diary.
09:06 AM Notes from the arena: Riyasu poses heroically on the podium. Lycander poses, slightly less-heroically, face-down on the ground. The winner receives a gold brick and 688 gold coins. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks.
May 1, 8:35 AM
Things are starting to look busy, but I’m mostly just getting tired of writing a lot. I’ll try by best! On another note, she won another arena duel today :D
08:25 AM Notes from the arena: Defeated Divine General Mahora slinks out of the arena in shame. Meanwhile, the crowd goes wild for Riyasu! The winner receives a gold brick and 3157 gold coins.
May 1, 2:44 PM
Another arena log, maybe this should be called “arena logs” lol. GG
02:44 PM Notes from the arena: Defeated Slightlydifferent slinks out of the arena in shame. Meanwhile, the crowd goes wild for Riyasu! The winner receives a gold brick and 2828 coins.
May 1, 3:08 PM
lol.
03:01 PM Ants marching past me stopped and formed into the words: “:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3.” Nice trick!
03:02 PM Darn! My bulky gear prevented me from dodging a strike. Mental note: replace it with something less clunky if I want to stay alive.
May 2, 10:33 AM
This is just becoming an arena chapter omg.
10:33 AM Notes from the arena: Riyasu proudly salutes the audience as Vanillax scuttles out of the arena while muttering curses under her breath. The winner receives a gold brick and 2421 gold coins.
May 2, 11:07 AM
She’s stubborn at times.
11:05 AM A verse floated in front of my eyes:
Strike twice to make sure you do it right
Strike twice to make sure you do it right
11:05 AM ➥ If I thought that was best for you, Great One, I certainly would do it.
Fighting at 17th milestone
- Enemy: Glutton For Punishment
- Current Health: 50%
- Heroine: Riyasu
- [forgot to copy]
- Current Health: 65/148
May 2, 11:34 AM
Go Riyasu go!! (she fled btw)
11:33 AM Channeled my love from within and delivered a brutal hug to the monster. It suffered from a few moments of air deprivation. Thank you for the kindness, my Lady!
Fighting at 26th milestone
- Enemy: Alter Ego
- Current Health: 80%
- Heroine: Riyasu
- Helping the Alter Ego practice its faceplanting skills…
- Current Health: 29/148
May 2, 7:46 PM
🙄🙄🙄🙄
07:45 PM A voice from the skies thundered: “I’d rather have you heal up than to encourage you to go further. God-power is a responsibility too. Good health is too.”
07:46 PM Felt the inexplicable urge to write “Refresh your health bar to max” in blue ink.
07:46 PM Unscrewed the top of my hip flask, and was amazed to hear, “Heal upp” from inside it.
07:46 PM ➥ Since my extraordinarily unhelpful goddess refuses to heal me, once again, I’ll have to do all the hard work myself.
Chapter VI: [Title]
May 4, 7:09 AM
06:57 AM There’s absolutely nothing special about this new diary. Except this one isn’t covered in my blood.
May 7, 2:50 AM
bruh.
02:50 AM Fed my philosopher’s stone to a hungry troll. I’m sure it’ll be satisfied after that…
Chapter VI: [Title]
May 7, 6:46 AM
06:46 AM Had to use my outdated diary pages to start a campfire.
May 7, 4:35 PM
After taking a break writing up the chronicle. I guess its time to pick the pace back up now that.. drum roll pleaaaseee!!
She’s reached level 15!! Woo!!
04:35 PM Wow, I am level 15 now! Luckily, intelligence isn’t a requirement for level-ups.
04:35 PM Good news, Great One! I learned a very useful new skill: “palm of the panda”. At least the traveling master who trained me promised it was very useful.
May 10, 10:56 PM
Happy Birthday Godville! It’s been a very fun 18 days for me and Riyasu. I’m pretty sure she even got invited to the celebration via a quest?! I didn’t pay much attention and I could’ve been dreaming..
10:50 PM The letters in my alphabet soup suddenly spelled out “Congratulations!! You and I made it to a GodVille birthday anniversary.”
10:50 PM Happy Godville Birthday to you too, Mighty One! By the way, the Godville Administrator asked me to give you this pack of blue divine briquettes..
May 11, 8:50 AM
08:45 AM Saw another heroine sleeping in the sun. Wrote “Beware! Atomic Kitty!” on her forehead with sunblock, then ran off giggling.
May 11, 1:20 PM
This may be the most gold Riyasu has gotten from a duel. I hope she buys gold bricks, y’know, instead of spending it on beer..
01:19 PM Notes from the arena: Riyasu proudly salutes the audience as Punz scuttles out of the arena while muttering curses under his breath. Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 7357 coins. The winner receives a gold brick and 751 gold coins.
May 11, 1:25 PM
SHE IMMEDIATELY SPENT IT ON A SKILL UPGRADEEEE AHHHHH
01:24 PM My “heel grip” skill has been upgraded to level 7! Paid 3975 gold coins for the training.
May 12, 12:46 PM
Godville anniversary golden bricks
12:45 PM Spent 1018 gold coins while celebrating Godville’s Birthday. Got a golden brick in exchange!
May 12, 3:54 PM
Finally got “Invincible, 3rd rank!”. Took awhile. I also forgot there was a 50+ turns duel feat and got a little carried away with the punishes. Great match btw, Kiiwi! No idea if you can get the 50+ turn duel with friend duels. It seems pretty doable there
03:51 PM Notes from the arena: Kiiwi is taking an involuntary nap and Riyasu is declared the victor of this duel by knockout. The winner receives a gold brick and 1550 coins.
May 13, 6:50 PM
Got our first feat! “Reach 50+ turns in a duel”. Took a lot of charges again, I’m practically out!!
The arena had another rule too! “The longer the fight lasts, the more gold the winner gets”, this is the most gold I’ve gotten yet. GGS!!
06:49 PM Notes from the arena: Heinesse is on her knees. Riyasu salutes to the heavens! Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 17669 coins. The winner receives a gold brick and 1743 coins.
May 13, 7:02 PM
She hates me
06:58 PM Work hard, pray hard. I’d better manage at least one of these, so I don’t die hard.
06:59 PM Contributed 110 coins and received an ounce of decency in exchange.
07:01 PM Suddenly dozens of cherubs appeared and performed an air ballet that formed the words, “You literally have so much gold to sacrifice, yet you only sacrificed 110.”
07:01 PM ➥ I wanted to offer gold coins as a sacrifice to you, Gentle One, but then I decided that some roadside flowers would do just as well.
YOU HAVE 12K GOLDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGGYFGGVVGGVVVGHH
May 13, 7:18 PM
07:18 AM I really missed you, my Lady. And your divine influence missed me too.
07:18 AM Put my ear to the ground to check for nearby monsters, but heard, “Oh whoops” instead. Huh.
May 13, 7:24 PM
Your honor, in my defense, I was afk.
07:23 PM A sudden gust of wind brought some words: “I’ll be gone for a bit, if my godly powers work, a tree branch should shake and birds shall strike your ememy.”
07:23 PM ➥ You know, Almighty, maybe I’d listen to you if you listened to me. Where was that hotdog I asked for yesterday, huh? I starved because of you.
07:23 PM The Schrödinger’s Possum cried, “Pog!” and died. Picked up 11 coins.
07:23 PM Opened my diary to read “YOU ASKED FOR A HOTDOG WHEN I WAS AFK. SORRY NOT SORRY FOR STARVING YOU” Hmm, I don’t remember writing that…
07:24 PM ➥ The voices in my head are telling me to do things. Is that you, Almighty, or did I forget to take my medicine?
May 13, 10:00 PM
Uh oh… called it??
09:58 PM This message will self-destruct in 10 entries’ time: “While you’re going, why not dig up a few holes. You might catch something.”
09:58 PM ➥ Spent a few minutes sifting through the sand. Found 172 gold coins.
09:58 PM There’s a really bad smell coming from the hole I just dug…
May 13, 10:11 PM
Annd just like that! She won another boss fight wooo!!
Got an achievement for beating 5 boss monsters too, let’s keep up this pacing, Riyasu! She also kept listening to my heal up voices. Replay
10:03 PM Notes from the battlefield: Living underground must be depressing. Perhaps that’s why Sweeping Hulking Squirmisher is so angry.
10:11 PM Notes from the battlefield: Brought together by common destiny, the heroes have defeated the Sweeping Hulking Squirmisher! Riyasu added 2717 gold coins, fur of the Squirmisher, a mystery box and a pouch of magic kidney stones to her bag.
May 14, 7:19 AM
She’s so close to Tradeburg.. I had to extend her aura of huckstering by completing the Godville crossword ans I got it up to two hours now.
I’m out of god power to melt her gold into gold bricks arggghh.. Whatever she’s planning right now, it better not be blowing her money to buy more beer.
07:18 AM A songbird landed on a branch next to me and twittered, “HEY save your items for tradeburg. Go quest again. Get out of there. Hey. Listen. HEY.”
07:18 AM ➥ Seriously, Almighty? You expect me to get up and quest with a hangover like this?
07:18 AM A cuckoo shot out of a clock and yelled, “Riyasu please, go quest again. This isn’t it.” Who’s got time for that?
07:19 AM ➥ Great One, if you exist, help me! Otherwise, move aside — I’m busy.
Update: She just healed up!!
(and sold her stuff)
Riyasu is smarter than the average hero/ine.
I'll be taking this win.
Onwards to tradeburg with maximum artifacts!May 14, 11:29 AM
Well this ones going to the digging logs.
But she fought another boss! Replay
11:19 AM Notes from the battlefield: Enlightened Pickpocketing Censorcerer awakens from its slumber with an earth-shattering roar.
11:27 AM Notes from the battlefield: Brought together by common destiny, the heroes have defeated the Enlightened Pickpocketing Censorcerer! Riyasu became the owner of 2484 gold coins, an ear of the Censorcerer and an unintended bun. The enlightened boss turned out to be a good inspiration for a deep prayer.
May 14, 11:33 AM
After the boss fight, I sent her to the arena again. Seems like things worked out.
11:31 AM Notes from the arena: Hiros Akihiro is unconscious. Riyasu successfully fulfilled the goal of praising her deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 1297 coins.
May 15, 7:21 PM
I’m not sure what voice triggered this, or if it’s just a coincidence. But she managed to complete her quest! Thanks Erratic
07:21 PM Passed by a billboard that said, “I’ll make do with your requests once you go back to town, return now.” Talk about targeted advertising…
07:21 PM ➥ Borrowed Erratic’s notes from the last time he had to sell a bug as a feature. This will be so much easier now!
07:21 PM I finally managed to sell a bug as a feature and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, Most Righteous One.
Chapter VII: [title]
May 16, 7:19 AM
☁️☁️☁️☁️
07:19 AM Chucked my old diary up at the sky to save it in the cloud.
May 16, 3:03 PM
Finally! Level 18, she can get her first pet!!
02:46 PM Finally leveled up! I’m so excited that I’m pressing my pen harder than usual.
02:46 PM Arole taught me a special skill that he said no one else knows, called “forced generosity” and swore me to secrecy. I’m not entirely sure what “secrecy” means, but I can’t wait to show everyone at the tavern!
Chapter VIII: [title]
May 16, 7:36 PM
She changed books too fast here..
07:27 PM Used my diary to distract the monster as I ran away. What I wrote wasn’t interesting anyway.
May 17, 12:01 AM
The great random, being great and random. I tried to melt her 3000 gold into a brick and failed twice in a row.. and this isn’t even the first time, last time it was worse. At least she replenished my god power to 100% with this. (I had 50% for safe keeping)
11:54 PM I was trying to spread the word about my guild at Godville’s main square when suddenly thunder boomed and amplified my voice a hundredfold. People here are going to remember the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild for a long time.
11:54 PM My wounds are healing way too fast, the sunlight hurts my eyes… Am I becoming a vampire?
11:55 PM Feelings of extreme and excessive encouragement finally turned into a fierce aura of rage. Beware!
11:57 PM Heard something about the God of The Great Random… I suppose that’s a new kind of heresy. Donated 849 coins to the Exalted One.
Popular quotes/phrases! ✨
April 24, 9:35 AM
This seems to be a catch!
09:35 AM You know, Luminous One, your poem is spreading like wildfire:
Amidst the chaos, experience unfolds
With each foe defeated, our legend molds.
April 24, 2:36 PM
She didn’t respond to this, but the other gods definitely did. Big thanks!
02:36 PM You know, Luminous One, your poem is spreading like wildfire:
Clouds form in the sky
It forms the words
Pray and yell “Atomic Kitten”.
April 24, 7:06 PM
I don’t know how this got popular, but I’ll take it!
06:56 PM A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “You’re about to level up! Finally.. I can rest for a bit.” T-shirts. You’re getting famous, Luminous One!
May 2, 11:56 AM
11:56 AM A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “Don’t listen to that voice Riyasu I’m also real.” T-shirts. You’re getting famous, Most Righteous One!
May 11, 11:56 PM
11:16 PM You know, my Goddess, it looks like people are passing your saying, “Happy birthday GodVille 3 electric boogaloo”, around as a prayer.
May 13, 8:17 PM
Really hoping she catches on.
08:17 PM Great One, your verse was spread by the heralds:
Any monster you see, I mean ANY monster with “Kitty” or “Kitten” in it’s name, you tame it
Tame it
Tame it
Tame it”..
May 14, 6:43 AM,
The third eye is pretty useful
02:17 AM You know, Great One, your poem is spreading like wildfire:
They say be there or be square
Why not circle.
Or triangle.
Everything goes into the square hole.
May 14, 8:06 AM
Was pretty hungry when I wrote this. Glad others liked this! 🍫
08:00 AM Luminous One, your verse was spread by the heralds:
O’Heroine, my heroine.
You’re out of healing items.
You’re not you when you’re hungry.
Eat a tribble.
Heal”.
May 15, 8:19 AM
Seriously though! Why not??
08:00 AM My Lady, your verse was spread by the heralds:
Why do people count sheep to sleep?
Why not cats?
You dig me??”.
Thank you! ^^Random Goddess Entries💬
Kitty Snatcher:
09:15 PM I think my heroine is a tsundere03:19 PM I'm trying my best to keep her alive.
Riyasu is at 21 health and I'm out of god power..05:31 PM: Wait am I also supposed to write here..
This doesn't seem right08:31 PM: Out of god-power yet again,
Riyasu is out of health yet again. Just the usual.09:15 AM A sudden pop-up about sending Riyasu to the Arena
popped up my screen.. I think it's an ad..-
I mean a sign to send her way to victory!10:07 AM Clearly I don't think often enough to write
in this part of the chronicles.11:23 AM Trying to melt her 3000+ gold coins into
golden bricks and failing miserably...11:31 AM Just saw a 65% free god-power discharge..
Someone got it before I could T^T.06:29 AM Got a 45% free recharge from the
newspaper heheheheInteresting/Useful Wiki’s 📚
- SBFH – Tons of great tips. (Digging, reviving pet, god voices, ect)
- Ankh-Morpork City Watch – Great guild, has nice duelling info
- Hairplug4men – Funny username. Great arena guide
- Maximizing Efficiency through Charge Accumulation – Still haven’t read the whole thing, confused on how charges really work. Still looks like it has nice info though!
- Feather Mail – Guide for post-temple and post-ark completion. Looks nice!
Anyone that might wanna suggest a wiki page,
please do! Thanks! 😺- 😺