10:26 Switched to stealth mode. Now I don’t know where I am.
10:33 Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
10:36 Tried to follow the road to success, but it was under construction.
10:42 I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
09:02 Almighty, if I was created in your image, then you must be a being of pure beauty!
04:51 Made another involuntary blood donation.
03:24 Heard someone yelling, ‘Oh God!’ over and over from behind a bush. I wish I were that devout, my Lady.
10:55 Walked on the wild side, saw things that made me blush.
02:07 Tried to kill two birds with one stone. 24 stones later, I’m still here. And starving.
08:08 Accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Although the doctor says I am okay, I still feel like I dyed a little inside.
12:10 Tried to confess my sins, but it seems I’ve lost count. Strangely proud of that.
12:12 The fish know, but keep silent…
01:00 Saw saplings march into war. Must be infant trees.
07:45 Started counting my limbs, but decided not to get too attached.
01:00 PM Ran with scissors. Nearly died.
11:20 PM Tried to swallow my pride. Choked.
08:38 PM Yelled “Geronimo!” then did nothing.
10:05 PM Turned over a new leaf. Got bitten by ants.
02:53 AM Followed my destiny. We both got hopelessly lost.
12:32 PM Lacking snow, I resorted to making rock angels. Regretted it instantly.
08:28 AM Joined a march against protesting.
04:14 AM Turned briefly to the dark side. Couldn’t see anything.
12:54 PM Passed by a talking skeleton. He was humerus.
03:55 PM Punched the air. Got winded.
06:19 AM I’ve fallen in love! Wait, not love, the other thing… mud. I’ve fallen in mud.
04:55 PM .stceffe edis yna era ereht fi erus ton ,rorrim lacigam a ekorb yltnediccA
08:20 AM Stopped and wished upon a falling star. Got hit by a meteorite.
12:04 PM Duty called. I didn’t pick up in time.
11:18 PM I am covered in chameleons and no one believes me.
03:50 AM Saw a dragon. Tried not to look tasty.
09:28 PM Attacked a straw man. Got defeated by allergies.
11:14 AM Tried living on the edge. Fell off. Ouch.
11:42 AM Hit my funny bone. Ended up crying. A lot.
03:55 AM Saw a meteor shower. Apologized to it for invading its privacy.
04:05 AM Stayed up all night trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia.
08:43 AM Sunshine is nice, but moonshine is so much better.
08:27 AM It hurts to say this, but I bit my tongue.
11:20 AM Note to self: D flat.
07:51 AM Saved a fish from drowning.
Rosilicious 5
level 126
Throw the ball!!
Age | 10 years |
Personality | gentle |
Guild |
Monster Mash
(madscientist)
|
Monsters Killed | about 760 thousand |
Death Count | 209 |
Wins / Losses | 4 / 4 |
Temple Completed at | 05/21/2015 |
Ark Completed at | 12/10/2016 (501.9%) |
Pairs Gathered at | 02/12/2019 |
Book Written at | 12/18/2022 |
Souls Gathered | 40.0% | Savings | 27M, 776k (92.6%) |
Pet | Crypt creeper Crypto 19th level |
Boss | Boozerker with 81% of power |
Equipment
Weapon | Sword of a Thousand Truths | +140 |
Shield | magnetic field | +140 |
Head | beauty pageant tiara | +140 |
Body | spine tingler | +139 |
Arms | going-going gauntlets | +140 |
Legs | footnote² | +140 |
Talisman | whistle blower | +140 |
Skills
- tooth sampling level 142
- electro-broom level 131
- battle chess level 125
- sober view level 125
- eye scream level 124
- explosive character level 120
- bloody itch level 117
- cry of horror level 109
- toe-bite level 109
- strike of the rabbit level 93
Feats
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
Pantheons
Might | 1074 |
Templehood | 11732 |
Storytelling | 158 |
Mastery | 1114 |
Taming | 296 |
Survival | 1012 |
Savings | 995 |
Creation | 3543 |
Arkeology | 743 |
Catch | 835 |
Wordcraft | 455 |
Soulfulness | 428 |
Unity | 322 |
Duelery | 509 |
Adventure | 223 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Careerist
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Shipwright
- Builder, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Fiend, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
- Raider, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank