The Chronicles of BigFeed
Finally got himself a +3 equipment
Arena battles won: 1 Punishments required for maximum damage
I sometimes wonder when BigFeed will maintain his equipment instead of carrying a Signboard that says “Kick me”
“05:02 I was just about to defeat that Vengeful Mole when I swallowed a fly. I had to swallow a spider to catch the fly and one thing led to another and now I’m dead, of course.”
Yeah that was his cause of death. Dont worry he was hospitalized for arachnophobia
Together, BigFeed and I stand united and defeated a smug hero named Wilder One whose God constantly punishes him in thoughts of winning the battle. Righteous heroes:1 Baleful heroes: 0
Lost 2 times because I fell asleep and failed to protect my Hero. Mortals really can’t do anything themselves properly (smug face) Make that 3 defeats.
Finally reached level 15 and was almost about to make it rain vodkas and tequilas on my hero when I noticed that the skill he learned was asynchronous swimming. He never ceases to amaze me. sarcasm guaranteed
Arena wins: Mythical numbers. LOL kidding just 12 so far.
22:01 Good news, Almighty! I learned a very useful new skill: “falcon punch”. At least the traveling master who trained me promised it was very useful. Now that is what I call progress!