It was on a divine visitation that the Lord told me that I was to go on to internet.
And he said to me: Get me 1000 golden bricks in a year!
You see the notification on the screen
Coming at you every hour
See that name on the pantheon
Well that man is me
On the cover of the Godville Times
There’s no question why I’m smiling
You buy a piece of paradise
You buy a piece of me
I’ll get you everything you wanted
I’ll get you everything you need
You don’t need to believe in hereafter
Just believe in me
‘Cos Kevin he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been writing to Kevin all my lives
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I’m right
And he’s been telling me everything is alright
I believe in questing
With my ever loving pet beside me
But it don’t know about my beer problem
Or the tavern I wrecked last night
Do you believe in Kevin?
‘Cos that’s what I’m selling
And if you don’t wanna get punished
I’ll see you right
You won’t even have to leave your house
Or get out of your chair
You don’t even have to touch that keyboard
‘Cos I’m everywhere
‘Cos Kevin he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been writing to Kevin all my lives
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I’m right
Well he’s been telling me everything’s gonna be alright
Won’t find me practicing what I’m preaching
Won’t find me making no sacrifice
But I can get you a pocketful of encourages
If you promise to be good, try to be nice
Kevin will take good care of you
But just do as I say, don’t do as I do
I’m counting my charges,
As I’ve found true happiness
‘Cos I’m getting more golden bricks
Day by day
You can find me in the council,
Just send me a friend invite
You can do it anyway you want
Just do it right away
There’ll be no doubt in your mind
You’ll believe everything I’m saying
If you wanna visit his temple
Get on your knees and start paying
‘Cos Kevin he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been writing to Kevin all my lives
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I’m right
Well he’s been telling me everything’s gonna be alright
Hero
Leon-o 6
level 139
trader level 33
Too bad YOU... will DIE!
| Age | 9 years 5 months |
| Personality | virtuous |
| Guild |
Knights who say Ni
(elderni)
|
| Monsters Killed | about 763 thousand |
| Death Count | 21 |
| Wins / Losses | 24 / 11 |
| Temple Completed at | 08/24/2015 |
| Ark Completed at | 03/25/2017 (497.1%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 05/01/2019 |
| Book Written at | 10/28/2022 |
| Souls Gathered | 43.92% | Shop | “Thousand Things” |
| Pet | Landshark Stitch 92nd level |
| Boss | Aftermoth with 120% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | siegehammer | +153 |
| Shield | wheel of time | +153 |
| Head | disturban | +153 |
| Body | block chainmail | +152 |
| Arms | oktoberfists | +153 |
| Legs | hugs-and-cuisses | +152 |
| Talisman | clasp of the titans | +152 |
Skills
- chakra bending level 148
- pseudopod attack level 133
- mosquito roar level 132
- glance of Kaa level 130
- mass effect level 124
- mating contact level 123
- thumb blowing level 121
- brain dilution level 118
- lossy compression level 118
- steel finger level 92
Feats
- ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons ✓
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely ✓
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 4662 |
| Might | 196 |
| Templehood | 12278 |
| Storytelling | 188 |
| Mastery | 804 |
| Taming | 36 |
| Survival | 38 |
| Savings | 652 |
| Creation | 744 |
| Arkeology | 790 |
| Catch | 926 |
| Wordcraft | 325 |
| Soulfulness | 309 |
| Unity | 2 |
| Popularity | 3 |
| Duelery | 5 |
| Adventure | 5 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Favorite
- Builder, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 1st rank
- Hunter, 1st rank
- Moneybag, 1st rank
- Saint, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Raider, 2nd rank
- Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Miner, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank