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Hero
Shi-long Lang 庙22
level 62
*insert witty motto here*
| Age | 14 years 2 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 110 thousand |
| Death Count | 61 |
| Wins / Losses | 50 / 33 |
| Temple Completed at | 02/10/2012 |
| Wood for Ark | 0.6% | Savings | 13 thousand (0.0%) |
| Pet | Double dragon Scratchy 5th level |
Equipment
| Weapon | kaboomerang | +69 |
| Shield | prenuptial agreement | +60 |
| Head | stiff upper lip | +52 |
| Body | lumberjacket | +57 |
| Arms | Icarus rockets | +57 |
| Legs | moleskin jodhpurs | +54 |
| Talisman | collar of duty | +61 |
Skills
- Sunstroke level 45
- Spontaneous combustion level 43
- Falcon punch level 41
- Iron vortex level 39
- Lion belch level 39
- Somersault through the navel level 33
- Swoop of the smith level 28
- Knight's move level 24
- auto-stopping level 22
- Full throttle level 21
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 1121 |
| Templehood | 392 |
| Gladiatorship | 10986 |
Achievements
- Honored Renegade
- Builder, 1st rank
- Careerist, 1st rank
- Animalist, 2nd rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Favorite, 2nd rank
- Fiend, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank