Cable Cat’s Chronicles
as told by Kat the Magnificent
My Goddess, it already says Cable Cat’s Chronicles at the top!
Though without pizazz, my dear Cable. The underline makes it snazzy. Without, it’s like you without a beer….or Gleep!
You’re getting ahead of yourself, my Lady!
Indeed. With no further ado, witness the glory of my hero:
Cable Cat was born the runt of the litter, and fortuned to humbly perish in oblivion.
He was unceremoniously cast aside by his mother as his siblings fed, and hardly had enough energy to lick his whiskers.
Luckily, Kat the Magnificent had a weak spot for kittens…and subsequently nursed Cable Cat back to health on the sweet nectar of beer.
Cable grew strong in no time, and soon towered over his brothers and sisters. What’s more he became a famed hunter and well known beast slayer. The kindness of his Goddess gave Cable a good moral compass that could not be disputed: a warm heart and a cold beer.
One day, once Cable was litterbox trained, Kat the Magnificent asked him to quest for her honor and glory.
Even he couldn’t believe this and shouted, “You cat to be kitten me!” at the heavens.
Goddess Kat responded, “Not right meow. Be my hero!”.
Though he was almost 10 in cat years, he obliged.
Hey! I’ll have you know I was box-trained before I was even a month!!
You might have had box wine training…
Well,..yeah…that too!!
Cable started his journey, but soon grew lonely, for Kat was painting pictures in the sky as he quested alone. One magic day, after watching the movie Rocky, he encountered a rocky racoon, on a rocky road. They celebrated with ice cream.
Chocolate with almonds, right?
Certainly not!…Beer flavored, of course!
I should have known. So, the ice cream kept things from getting too hot, then?
It was truly platonic non-vampire-esque love at first bite. And I do mean bites…many bites…rabies shots and all!
As you see, Cable & Gleep = Best friends for life!
Here are my favorite times with Gleep:
12:53 PM Gleep cuddled up to my bruise and sighed. Suddenly I felt a little bit better.
09:01 PM Wrote some heartfelt poetry to my beloved Gleep. He looked fairly unimpressed.
01:38 PM Gleep brought me a cookie from somewhere. I’d better eat it right away.
12:13 AM Gleep may have gotten the brains, but I got the good looks…right?
11:23 PM Gleep almost leapt off a cliff while chasing a butterfly. Oh, what if he had fallen?!
06:49 PM I love having a rocky raccoon. It’s like pretending to be a god.
09:49 PM The more people I meet, the more I love my Gleep.
01:39 PM I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Gleep into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
Gleep, formerly known as “Lucky”, “Neat”,“Vivid”, and “Perilous”, was the best Rocky Raccoon ever!
And the best Goddess?
Oh, right, yeah…I guess Kat the Magnificent is pretty cool too…