Once upon a time a random bum wanted some pie. When he went to the place he was supposed to get that pie, he found everything but pie. His descendant, Chromium (named after his father’s fourth favorite metal), still utters the random bum’s last words – ‘You shall not pass… gas!’ – whenever he smites evil (or occasionally, not so evil) opponents. Please understand this randomness is not a result of madness, but a consequence of the bum’s hunger.
Hero
Chromium 庙舟畜38
level 86
You shall not pass.. gas!
| Age | 10 years 3 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 221 thousand |
| Death Count | 82 |
| Wins / Losses | 192 / 24 |
| Temple Completed at | 04/09/2015 |
| Ark Completed at | 09/19/2016 (195.0%) |
| Twos of Every Kind | 454m, 484f (45.4%) | Savings | 9M, 263k (30.9%) |
| Pet | Alpha centaur Copper 29th level |
Equipment
| Weapon | axe of valor | +95 |
| Shield | solar disc | +97 |
| Head | system specs | +96 |
| Body | vacuum pack | +96 |
| Arms | holy water wings | +96 |
| Legs | boots of hasty retreat | +95 |
| Talisman | jailhouse rock | +96 |
Skills
- deafening snore level 71
- intimate tickling level 60
- mosquito roar level 59
- explosive character level 59
- save-load level 49
- selfish interest level 49
- rail-bending level 47
- eye scream level 46
- thumb beating level 46
- rickrolling level 41
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 4296 |
| Might | 10717 |
| Templehood | 11488 |
| Gladiatorship | 355 |
Achievements
- Honored Dueler
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Renegade
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Hunter, 1st rank
- Raider, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Savior, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Invincible, 3rd rank
- Moneybag, 3rd rank