09:37 AM What happened? Where am I? Is this a temple? How did I get here?
09:44 Wow, 2! I don’t get older, I level up!
10:27 Harder, better, faster, stronger… I’m level 3 and I’m loving every minute of it!
I’ve grown slightly bigger as I hit level 4. More of me to love, Mighty One!
Wow, I am level 5 now! Luckily intelligence isn’t a requirement for level-ups.
Harder, better, faster, stronger… I’m level 6 and I’m loving every minute of it!
Hooray! I’ve reached level 9!
Wow, 11! I don’t get older, I level up!
Obeying a strange desire, I diligently rubbed the gift of fate until it completely disappeared, making me perfectly healthy. Neat.
Eadgyth taught me a special skill that she said no one else knows, called “cobweb gulp” and swore me to secrecy. I’m not entirely sure what “secrecy” means, but I can’t wait to show everyone at the tavern!
I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Ninja Tortoise, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Sooba. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
Transferring 45% godpower to your Remote Control…