09:37 AM What happened? Where am I? Is this a temple? How did I get here?
09:44 Wow, 2! I don’t get older, I level up!
10:27 Harder, better, faster, stronger… I’m level 3 and I’m loving every minute of it!
I’ve grown slightly bigger as I hit level 4. More of me to love, Mighty One!
Wow, I am level 5 now! Luckily intelligence isn’t a requirement for level-ups.
Harder, better, faster, stronger… I’m level 6 and I’m loving every minute of it!
Hooray! I’ve reached level 9!
Wow, 11! I don’t get older, I level up!
Obeying a strange desire, I diligently rubbed the gift of fate until it completely disappeared, making me perfectly healthy. Neat.
Eadgyth taught me a special skill that she said no one else knows, called “cobweb gulp” and swore me to secrecy. I’m not entirely sure what “secrecy” means, but I can’t wait to show everyone at the tavern!
I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Ninja Tortoise, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Sooba. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
Transferring 45% godpower to your Remote Control…
Sooba “Dashing” the ninja tortoise is knocked out. Level 8. 21 days old.
I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Sooba into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Sun Dog, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Pilot. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
Hooray, I learned a new skill: “slap of the whale”!
Good news, Soul Supreme! I learned a very useful new skill: “stifling embrace”. At least the traveling master who trained me promised it was very useful.
The Pack Rat raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Pilot suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Pilot was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
(Age: 2 months 8 days, Forgot to record level :(
I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Pilot, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
Adopted Ninja Turtle named “Scratchy”