21:08: Joined a crusade against stupidity, but was immediately accused of being a double-agent.
23:04: Followed the less traveled path only to find out there’s a reason why it’s an unpopular route. It’s a bloody dead end!
23:35: Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly… but enough about me. How are you, Most Righteous One?
07:56: Did I remember to take my amnesia pills?
14:04: Why don’t you have your own holy book, Great One? All the other gods have one. Please accept 8 gold coins and hire a holy ghost-writer.
20:50: My arm just fell off. Oh well, it’s just a flesh wound.