Godville

Have a gander at these Chronicles… But beware… There might be danger lurking in these texts.
(things are listed from past to most recent)
This is my heroes life. not very smart. but she’s funny. These are her diary phrases. and some of the other stupid things she does. there will be news, and some artifacts also.
09:22 AM The Karate Kitten shouted, “Help! Help! I’m being repressed!” and was heroically defeated.
04:28 PM Got fish-slapped by a fishing inspector. Enough embarrassment for today.
04:17 PM Bolt was staring wide-eyed just above my head, so I looked up to see the words “LEVEL UP” in neon yellow floating above me. Looks like I’m level 40 now!
03:34 PM Had to flee from the Leeroy Jenkins by jumping off a cliff into a convenient haystack. Talk about a leap of faith.
03:44 PM Splashed holy water at the Avant-Guard Dog hoping to burn it. Instead it washed the dirt away, revealing Gary-Sue. Oh how we laughed, my Lady!
The heroine is telling herself that it’s cool to cry…
05:17 PM Heard some other heroes talking about getting stuck in walls and skipping milestones. I’m not too bothered. I’ve got 99 problems but a glitch ain’t one.
Play-wrestling with Bolt, and play-losing badly…
Revisiting the scene of a previous death to get closure…
10:36 PM Walking. Walking. Walking. Tripping. Falling. Writhing in pain. Ow. Ow.
10:39 PM Sorry, Great One. This entry was a lot funnier earlier, but the Kitchen Sphinx grabbed my diary and corrected my grammar.
10:51 PM Saw a shady trader by the road. Sat down beside him to get out of the sun.
The heroine is ducking just in time to dodge the custard pie…
11:09 PM Sorry about the missing pages of your diary, MoiraRose. I ran out of tissue and leaves at the last campsite. I.O.U. One diary. —Rog2
11:22 PM While paying as much attention as usual, I was suddenly ambushed by a giant sequoia tree. It just sprang up right in front of me.