The Testament of No-name Hero, the Brave, faithful servant of Juanalmighty the Almighty.
It is written that none have mastered “mass effect” quite like him. When he sets forth to find a way with words, bones do crack and heads do roll. Doth he request both love and complaints in equal measure. The bards of Los Demonos sing tales of his deeds, though most be tavern brawls. His connection to guild “Knights who say Ni” remains a mystery, for he speaks not of such matters. Let us pause our telling here, lest we leave no tales for the morrow.