00:52 Blaze, did you feel it too?! Almighty is back! (3993 g.e.)
First place at Harvest Moon Bigger Badder Bounty Hunt!
AFKiller:
Jows Pilla [4th tier] [warp speed] [3-in-a-row] [blood tsunami] [yahtzee!] [cruel bastard]
True heroes deserve
Heroic epics, but Jows…
An epic haiku
by: Brihtnoth
Biggest and smallest savings
17:48 Saved 67 gold coins for a tavern of my own one day.
21:29 No more frivolous spending! I’d better stash 67064 coins for the future.
Famous Heroes on news
Raverik – 105th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Acolyte of Random 🌙”, stands at the 127th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Jows Pilla. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth. (2925 g.e.)
Raverik — 110th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Acolyte of Random 🌙”, stands at the 57th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Jows Pilla. His dream is to master the “intimate tickling” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks. (3124 g.e.)
Raverik — 118th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Acolyte of Random 🌙”, stands at the 95th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Jows Pilla. He’s asking someone to put a little life into dying and report the results via carrier pigeon. (3398 g.e.)
My shop got to the news
Buying a winning formula at five times the normal cost! Godville’s one and only “Thousand Things” shop. Just ask for Raverik. (3273 g.e.)
Will pay five times your trophy’s value. Bring a sacrificial lamp to “Thousand Things” in Godville and ask for Raverik. (3283 g.e.)
Buying an irony detector at five times the normal cost! Godville’s one and only “Pilla Pillow Plaza” shop. Just ask for Raverik. (3287 g.e.)
Will pay five times your trophy’s value. Bring a hurricane in a bottle to “Pilla Pillow Plaza” in Godville and ask for Raverik. (3291 g.e.)
“Pilla Pillow Plaza” and Raverik are personally buying up a praystation in unlimited quantities. Hurry up. (3302 g.e.)
Will pay five times your trophy’s value. Bring a portable wormhole to “Pilla Pillow Plaza” in Godville and ask for Raverik. (3306 g.e.)
Will pay five times your trophy’s value. Bring a divine spark to “Pilla Pillow Plaza” in Godville and ask for Raverik. (3311 g.e.)
“Pilla Pillow Plaza” and Raverik are personally buying up a priceless tag in unlimited quantities. Hurry up. (3314 g.e.)
Will pay five times your trophy’s value. Bring a heart of gold to “Pilla Pillow Plaza” in Godville and ask for Raverik. (3319 g.e.)
Will pay five times your trophy’s value. Bring a truth or dare serum to “Pilla Pillow Plaza” in Godville and ask for Raverik. (3329 g.e.)
“Pilla Pillow Plaza” and Raverik are personally buying up an invite to Godville in unlimited quantities. Hurry up. (3333 g.e.)
Will pay five times your trophy’s value. Bring a mole-extracting shovel to “Pilla Pillow Plaza” in Godville and ask for Raverik. (3354 g.e.)
Will pay five times your trophy’s value. Bring an arenalin to “Pilla Pillow Plaza” in Godville and ask for Raverik. (3362 g.e.)
Buying an hexcavator at five times the normal cost! Godville’s one and only “Pilla Pillow Plaza” shop. Just ask for Raverik. (3377 g.e.)
Found a chain reactor? Go to Godville, ask for the “Pilla Pillow Plaza” shop. Raverik will buy it like a hot cake. (3381 g.e.)
Found a dimensional destabilizer? Go to Godville, ask for the “Pilla Pillow Plaza” shop. Raverik will buy it like a hot cake. (3386 g.e.)
Will pay five times your trophy’s value. Bring a risk calculator to “Pilla Pillow Plaza” in Godville and ask for Raverik. (3390 g.e.)
Will pay five times your trophy’s value. Bring a cryogenically preserved phoenix to “Pilla Pillow Plaza” in Godville and ask for Raverik. (3397 g.e.)
“Pilla Pillow Plaza” and Raverik are personally buying up an enlightening bolt in unlimited quantities. Hurry up. (3409 g.e.)
Famous Voices
19:15 Saw a paper with the headline, “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! That guy got it *burp*”, Most Righteous One! You’re front page news!
13:46 Saw a paper with the headline, “May the Great Harvester feast on the blood of the enemies of the ?”, Soul Supreme! You’re front page news!
Biggest treasure (robbed from HP xD)
20:34 Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Raverik gets 51495 coins, a log for the ark, an abracadabacus, a crescent moon rock, a one-of-a-kind item and a snappy comeback generator.