2016.09.08 01:34 - pet after 1yr 5months level 45
I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Iago into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
2019-01-14
Bingo
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card nar enc
Score: 61
That’s all for today! So far you’re top-1.
2019-08-01 snowflake
22:40 It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
2019-10-02 snapshot of Pantheons
Duelers – 8
…two wins makes the hero look strong
2020-06-06 Bingo 2nd Place
2021-05-21
Quest: Collect some oysters to make pearl jam (99%)
- Notes to myself -
Dungeon Sub-Types:
• Anti-influence – Magic and influences don’t work.
• Clarity – Interesting places are highlighted.
• Disobedience – Directional VC’s are reversed.
• Emptiness – No traps, healing rooms or secret stashes.
• High Stakes – Knocked out allies receive no loot. Survivors gain extra.
• Hoarding – Most gold from the treasury spread amongst bosses.
• Hotness – “Hot & Cold” directions.
• Hurry – 50 step maximum (not 100)
• Jumping – Heroes sometimes jump over squares.
• Migration – Strong boss not always near the treasure.
• Mystery – Random Dungeon Sub-Type
• Rejuvenation – Healing in every room.
• Robbery – Treasure + a share of the gold all heroes entered with.
• Solitude – No bosses, only traps.
• Surprise – Bosses appear suddenly, without warning.
• Toxicity – Damages in every room.
• Uncertainty – Treasure hints may not be correct.
• Wealth – Lots of gold just laying around.
• Woodness – Extra wood in the treasury.
08.02.2022
Alberich — 121st-level adventurer, member of the “IT Geeks” guild, with the motto “No blood no foul”, stands at the 100th position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the god JoergSievers. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter
25.03.2023
03:08 Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Exalted One, the great work is done!
02.01.2025
17:15 Couldn’t find the golden brick, scroll of oxymoron resistance, decaf coffee table, pack of lightsaber batteries, pure mixture, solemn vowel, ❄ and ❄ in my inventory, but found 7777 gold coins and an explosive firework instead. Bingo!
25.03.2025
12:59 The Testament of Alberich, the Brave, who spreads the word of JoergSievers amongst mortals.
His signature art — “mountain moving” executed with crossed eyes. The innkeepers of Trollbridge both welcome and dread his arrival. Verily, this inner demon named Boo “Long-lived” follows him with devotion most fanatical, if somewhat confused. A collector of curiosities most peculiar: both vial of god-liver oil and broken will. So speaks the legend, from mountain to sea.
07.04.2025
22:00 Hark! The Deeds of Alberich, the Righteous. JoergSievers watches over him.
A mighty deed he seeks to accomplish — to pilot an astral plane. He refuseth to spend nights in Dogville, though none dare ask why. They say he once performed “mountain moving” backwards, upside down, and during teatime. At his beck and call stands a mighty host of great warriors, bearing the name “IT Geeks”. Whispers speak of a second diary he keeps in deepest secret. Thus concludes another scroll in the Great Archive of Godville.
08.04.2025
21:04 Let it Be Known of Alberich, the Mighty, who spreads the word of JoergSievers amongst mortals.
Lo, his most glorious feat — “foot massage” performed through rings of flame. The banners of “IT Geeks” fly proudly where’er he treads, though some say ’tis more a warning than welcome. From the ancient bloodline of inner demons comes Boo “Long-lived”, now bound in service most peculiar. The Monster Inquisition seeks him for showing fearlessness in battle and complete immunity to pain. Strange trinkets he bears: sometimes a bar of liquid soap, other times a trolling stone. Let us pause our telling here, lest we leave no tales for the morrow.