Once apon a time, in a land far far away…. Yeah ok cut the cr@p. This is Jbcdu87, a hero that is suppose to be the perfect image of his god… Jbcdu87, yep, even his name is the same! You may be wondering, why and how was this hero created? Well, hehe, you see, created isn’t the perfect word for this. Jbcdu87(hero) was just a spoof in life, the god, jbcdu87 once had an idea and thought; “wow, being a god kinda sucks, I’m alone in this cloud heaven that I made with no one to talk to… I know! I’m gonna make an imaginary friend!” but when he made this “imaginary” friend, he did not know that everything he thinks of, randomly appears In reality. And so the hero Jbcdu87 just appeared, in the air a couple of kilometres over the ground, falling, thinking: “wow! Who am I? What’s that strange green thing coming towards me? Sound? Round? Ground! Ah yes! That’s a nice name!”. And we now follow his life from the moment he fell clumsily on earth. Poor guy…
Hero
Jbcdu87 554
level 128
To the idiot mobile!
| Age | 14 years |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild |
Order of the Pizza
(master)
|
| Monsters Killed | about 814 thousand |
| Death Count | 261 |
| Wins / Losses | 57 / 54 |
| Temple Completed at | 02/24/2012 |
| Ark Completed at | 09/07/2017 (427.4%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 11/28/2019 |
| Book Written at | 01/31/2024 |
| Souls Gathered | 17.44% | Savings | 28M, 272k (94.2%) |
| Pet | Battle hamster Stubby 35th level |
| Boss | Bluffalo with 50% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | orbital sander | +138 |
| Shield | incognito mode | +140 |
| Head | eleven-gallon hat | +140 |
| Body | coat of honor | +139 |
| Arms | not-so-smart watch | +139 |
| Legs | sneakers of suspicion | +142 |
| Talisman | sliver of hope | +141 |
Skills
- cash whistle level 153
- awkward silence level 145
- thumb blowing level 145
- scissorhands level 141
- poisoned kiss level 138
- effect of the groundhog level 138
- brownian motion level 127
- tooth sampling level 124
- selfish interest level 124
- somersault squatting level 103
Feats
- ⓶ Turn in a side job in the last ten minutes ✓
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 2602 |
| Might | 1000 |
| Templehood | 458 |
| Gladiatorship | 11759 |
| Mastery | 684 |
| Taming | 755 |
| Survival | 2121 |
| Savings | 1068 |
| Arkeology | 1518 |
| Catch | 1241 |
| Wordcraft | 1277 |
| Soulfulness | 1299 |
| Unity | 582 |
| Duelery | 326 |
| Adventure | 193 |
Achievements
- Honored Careerist
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Hunter
- Honored Renegade
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Raider, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Freelancer, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Seadog, 2nd rank
- Fiend, 3rd rank
- Miner, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank
- Soulcatcher, 3rd rank