I woke up, I set forth for adventure in the name of my God. The blasphemous shall suffer my wrath.
On 2011-10-04T17:59:17+0000 was awarded Position 58 on Pantheon of Greed for having 6677 gold (Level 18)
Today, 2011-10-18, I am very sad to report that Anastasia’s pet firefox, Iago, was slain in battle. He made it to level five before succumbing to the ravages of following a Heroine about.
211 on Pantheon of Creation! (2011-10-26 12:58-0700) Sometime later that night, 190. I think that is the highest she has ever been.
2011-11-13 09:55 Iago, the level 10 << vivid >> Firefox, was laid to rest.
2011-12-20 07:35 Oy, the level 9 << cheerful >> dustbunny, was killed.
2011-12-21 09:46 It is harder to get up in the Pantheon of Creation. Only at 442.
2011-12-21 11:13 Number 416! Still not at the highest of 221, though. Perhaps if I cashed in on the 15 charges I have . . . No, perhaps not.
2011-12-29 09:29; 315 on Pantheon of Creation
2012-01-03 at about 13:07; 189 on Pantheon of Creation!
2012-01-05 07:30 or thereabouts Made it up to 131 on Pantheon of Creation. New record!
2012-01-09 10:20: Tried to be good. Planted some flowers along the roadside and hugged some kittens.
2012-01-09 Sometimes, heroes are more trouble than they are worth. My heroine find a praystation, but my Godpower was at 46%. I needed 50% to use it. What is a god to do? I told her to pray. Of course, she ignores me.
Then the following diary entries:
03:33 The trader was so surprised to see my praystation, he immediately shelled out 551 gold coins for the worthless thing.
03:33 Did someone just say ‘Damned right the praystation was useless- YOU WOULDN’T PRAY WHEN I TOLD YOU TO!’ to me or not? Either way, I don’t care.
Yeah. That’s my heroine. Only caring about the next bottle of whiskey.
03:34 I feel so light now, I think I could just float away. Fortunately, the weight of all these gold coins is pulling me back down towards the local pub.
Just as we would expect. Damned heroine. I love her; she is mine; and I will continue to take care of her.
2011-01-14 00:03: Great One, I have you and Sneezy, but why do I still feel like something’s missing from my life?
2011-01-18 11:50 200th quest, level 34, not a bad day.
2011-01-18 11:11: Screw this quest. I’m going home.
That’s my girl!
2012-02-08 05:36 AM The Code Monkey raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Sneezy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Sneezy quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…
2012-02-08 After watching her progress, with a lot of coinage, through a few towns, still with her dead firefox, I warned:
02:56 A voice from the skies thundered: ‘Resurrect your pet or feel my wrath.’ Hey, turn the volume down! 02:56 Almighty, it’s a tough job and somebody’s got to do it. Not me of course, I’m a little busy right now. Somebody else definitely.
I have nineteen charges. I will use each one to punish her. She is virtuous right now; if she likes being that way, she had better heed my words.
2012-02-21
Quest #247 Discover what actually killed the cat
Quest #249 Discover what actually killed the cat
I guess she didn’t figure it out the first time.
2012-02-23 10:02 102 Pantheon of Creation Pure Good
2013-05-06 02:11 Scraped together 11932 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Fido, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!
2013-05-06 08:47 Either Fido’s suddenly gotten bigger or I’m shrinking. Regardless, I’m going to have to start showing him a little more respect.
And with that – New Achievement – “Animalist, 1st rank”. Let all know of Fido, the level 30 “Oldie” solar bear.