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Jake the Epic Dog 21

level 62

Is this short and witty?

Age 9 years 10 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 110 thousand
Death Count 91
Wins / Losses 35 / 36
Temple Completed at 04/27/2016
Wood for Ark 49.9%
Savings 1M, 750k (5.8%)
Pet Stripeless zebra Stubby

Equipment

Weapon grater of two evils +71
Shield magic mirror +71
Head earmuffs of solitude +72
Body central parka +71
Arms awkward paws +71
Legs Freudian slippers +71
Talisman mortal coil +70

Skills

  • elbow bite level 34
  • asynchronous swimming level 31
  • brainstorm level 31
  • fanned fingers level 30
  • mass effect level 30
  • slap of the whale level 28
  • bad breath level 28
  • lion belch level 27
  • beer belly level 26
  • Cheshire smile level 22

Pantheons

Gratitude4278
Templehood16361
Storytelling392

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Info:

God’s Name: Jack Almighty God

Heroes Name: Jake the Epic Dog

Time Zone: New Zealand

-——-

The world is in chaos. There is no one to stop it.

It all started when the almighty hero Jake the Epic Dog was born. His job, to protect Godville from monsters.

Jake normally spends his time in the bar, although occasionally, at very rare times, you may see him hiding from monsters. So far, his job at protecting Godville isn’t going too well, and he would’ve died so many times if it wasn’t for his friends, who all some how randomly appear at the right spot with perfect timing.

Jake the Epic dog is a righteous hero, who likes drinking beer, stabbing monsters, drinking beer, shiny stuff and artifacts and of course, how could I forget, drinking beer.

So if you ever see him on the streets, say hi and save his life. He will happily not return the favour.

-JackAlmightyGod