“I came, I saw, I conquered” — myself, every night, at the local tavern.
Ark and Temple completed in 370 days. Savings in 970. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! הגם אתה ברוטוס?
Hero
Joelinhorito 666
level 135
trader level 43
Ive no idea what Im doing
| Age | 11 years 3 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild |
Guild Name
(member)
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| Monsters Killed | about 679 thousand |
| Death Count | 101 |
| Wins / Losses | 132 / 52 |
| Temple Completed at | 11/19/2013 |
| Ark Completed at | 08/14/2014 (613.8%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 12/06/2017 |
| Book Written at | 03/07/2024 |
| Souls Gathered | 15.74% | Shop | “Joe's Junk” |
| Pet | Crypt creeper Snuffles 6th level |
| Boss | Glitch Doctor with 200% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | kickaxe | +144 |
| Shield | wheel of time | +145 |
| Head | moustache handlebars | +144 |
| Body | diamond duster | +145 |
| Arms | not-so-smart watch | +144 |
| Legs | pre-socked sandals | +145 |
| Talisman | small town charm | +144 |
Skills
- tin throat level 165
- thumb blowing level 155
- spoon-bending level 149
- bad breath level 144
- beer belly level 143
- street magic level 142
- backyard portal level 139
- strong brow level 134
- sticky fingers level 123
- contagious yawning level 119
Feats
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 372 |
| Might | 469 |
| Templehood | 8708 |
| Gladiatorship | 1843 |
| Mastery | 472 |
| Taming | 1091 |
| Survival | 174 |
| Savings | 2 |
| Arkeology | 248 |
| Catch | 23 |
| Wordcraft | 1318 |
| Soulfulness | 1421 |
| Unity | 4 |
| Popularity | 5 |
| Duelery | 4 |
| Adventure | 3 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Careerist
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Hunter
- Honored Raider
- Honored Shipwright
- Builder, 1st rank
- Fiend, 1st rank
- Invincible, 1st rank
- Moneybag, 1st rank
- Renegade, 1st rank
- Saint, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Seadog, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Freelancer, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Miner, 2nd rank
- Coach, 3rd rank
- Dueler, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank
- Soulcatcher, 3rd rank