“I came, I saw, I conquered” — myself, every night, at the local tavern.
Ark and Temple completed in 370 days. Savings in 970. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! הגם אתה ברוטוס?
Hero
Joelinhorito 668
level 136
trader level 43
Ive no idea what Im doing
| Age | 11 years 9 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild |
Guild Name
(epoch)
|
| Monsters Killed | about 706 thousand |
| Death Count | 106 |
| Wins / Losses | 132 / 52 |
| Temple Completed at | 11/19/2013 |
| Ark Completed at | 08/14/2014 (629.8%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 12/06/2017 |
| Book Written at | 03/07/2024 |
| Souls Gathered | 25.38% | Shop | “Joe's Junk” |
| Pet | Crypt creeper Snuffles 19th level |
| Boss | Glitch Doctor with 200% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | vacuum cleaver | +147 |
| Shield | illusion of safety | +146 |
| Head | echo chamber | +145 |
| Body | block chainmail | +146 |
| Arms | boomboxing gloves | +145 |
| Legs | pre-socked sandals | +145 |
| Talisman | morse-code dice | +146 |
Skills
- steel finger level 167
- thumb blowing level 158
- bloody itch level 152
- bad breath level 148
- fanned fingers level 145
- pseudopod attack level 145
- homesickness level 140
- intimate tickling level 137
- sticky fingers level 123
- contagious yawning level 119
Feats
- ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero ✓
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 375 |
| Might | 539 |
| Templehood | 8704 |
| Gladiatorship | 1851 |
| Mastery | 495 |
| Taming | 1065 |
| Survival | 165 |
| Savings | 2 |
| Arkeology | 254 |
| Catch | 22 |
| Wordcraft | 1283 |
| Soulfulness | 1444 |
| Unity | 4 |
| Popularity | 5 |
| Duelery | 4 |
| Adventure | 4 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Careerist
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Hunter
- Honored Raider
- Honored Shipwright
- Builder, 1st rank
- Fiend, 1st rank
- Invincible, 1st rank
- Moneybag, 1st rank
- Renegade, 1st rank
- Saint, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Seadog, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Freelancer, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Miner, 2nd rank
- Coach, 3rd rank
- Dueler, 3rd rank
- Hotshot, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank
- Soulcatcher, 3rd rank