08:59 AM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Great One.
07:42 AM A glowing man with wings descended from the sky to give me a log. He called himself the “Ark-Angel.”
12:54 PM The Facepalm Reader looked into my kind eyes and started putting a leash on me! I was tempted by the thought of free food and companionship, but remembered just in time that pets can’t drink in the tavern. Ran off at the last minute, leaving the Facepalm Reader heartbroken.
05:50 PM Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lady! I feel delirious with happiness.
22:40 My spidey senses are tingling, Iago. I think there’s a spider on my head.
19:29 I came, I saw, I decided it wasn’t worth the effort.
08:52 Had a pang of existential angst, which was suddenly overwhelmed by a sense of non-existential ennui. Or if you want the simple version, the Pawn of the Dead killed me.
06:18 Went with my Iago on pet fights for beginners. He valiantly defeated and marked the opponent, earning us 575 coins of cookie money. Good job, Iago!
02:57 The Stare Master cried, “No fair! She started it!” and vanished. Received 19 gold coins and a 🎉3000-days gold coin🎉.
16:43 Yelled “Privacy Leech, I expect you to die!” To my surprise, it did. Picked up a 🎉anniversary gold coin🎉 and 25 coins.
14:19 Was rewarded with a golden brick for bragging about killing a wanted monster. Capitalist Overlord, rest in peace!
10:23 After such a glorious battle with the Stripeless Zebra I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Iago, let’s go questing!
01:29 Finally got enough to pay it off. Won’t have to deal with those pesky rights any longer.
Hope that I won’t have to pay off the bill of rights again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
21:15 A flirtatious man waylaid me as I went to get breakfast at “The Battle Toad”. As soon as we exchanged names, he served me with a court order to ruffle some feathers, which, while unexpected, I’m choosing to take as a sign of affectionate regard.
16:34 Judging by Felix’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Felix! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
12:20 Was rewarded with a golden brick for bragging about killing a wanted monster. Tyrannosaurus-Ex, rest in peace!
17:49 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Stripeless Zebra, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Felix. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
00:01 Judging by Simba’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Simba! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
“Take early retirement, but keep questing as a hobby”
00:47 Had many volunteers. Who knew so many people had a spare organ to play? Not sure why the choir room is filled with body parts now though. That could really dampen the mood.
They told me that to find an organ donor for the local choir would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.
03:20 While looking at the clock, I accidentally killed the time, and so died the quest. Well, I guess that’s it!
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to confirm that looks can kill would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
04:27 An old mage asked me to inflate all the bubbles in a roll of bubble wrap. Well, that shouldn’t be too hard.
14:56 Flipped through the Godville Times. Apparently the new phrase of the week is “Seems like you’re in need of a training montage”, Mighty One!
15:58 Luminous One, I just became aware that your saying, “I don’t care what you think, mortal, as long as it’s about me”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.
10:35 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Rocky Raccoon, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Simba. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
09:35 Got 2700 coins for hunting down a wanted monster! I hope the Chimpanzealot wasn’t the last of its kind…
12:46 The Mediocrates was so impressed with my fighting skills that he rewarded me with a golden brick. Posthumously.
05:51 Hah! Neutralized it easily.
I have no idea how completing my quest to find an acidic solution for a basic problem got me a shield of Seven Rainbows, but I’ll take it!
06:59 As I was going through Godville, I saw a sign that read, “Keep calm and find the correct answers to rhetorical questions.” Well, then.
13:56 Luminous One, I just became aware that your saying, “Seems like you’re in need of a training montage”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.
16:28 Hooray, I learned a new skill: “brainstorm”!