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Wesleyan 4

level 115

Savin Peeps Huntin Things

Age 8 years 11 months
Personality neutral
Guild Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
(pastafarian)
Monsters Killed about 610 thousand
Death Count 218
Wins / Losses 13 / 4
Temple Completed at 04/11/2016
Ark Completed at 10/17/2017 (383.3%)
Pairs Gathered at 05/09/2020
Words in Book 73.6%
Savings 20M, 191k (67.3%)
Pet Philosoraptor Wonder
Boss Nachomancer with 51% of power

Equipment

Weapon dignity shredder +126
Shield protective custody +128
Head exfoliating face mask +124
Body not-to-scale mail +125
Arms burning gloves +126
Legs arrowproof kneepads +124
Talisman pegasus feathers +125

Skills

  • lossy compression level 128
  • mass effect level 126
  • save-load level 123
  • falcon punch level 121
  • opacity control level 114
  • iron vortex level 108
  • lion belch level 104
  • menacing glance level 101
  • spoon-bending level 92
  • palm of the panda level 74

Feats

  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Might2685
Templehood15847
Mastery1868
Taming952
Survival3056
Savings2058
Arkeology1801
Catch1612
Wordcraft1867
Unity11
Popularity9
Duelery11
Adventure27

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Wesleyan’s Daringly Silly Chronicles

  • Dec 31 2020 21:42 Looks like the saying, “You can’t teach an old hero new tricks” isn’t true. I just gained a level! (level 100)
  • Oct 17th 22:50 Divine enlightenment politely made it clear that I was calling my pet by the wrong name all this time. I’ll be calling him Dubby from now on!
  • Oct 17th 2017: 22:45 A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Almighty.
  • April 28th 2017 22:21: The earth around me shook and the words “Happy Birthday!” appeared.
  • March 9th 2017: 13:37 Stubby glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level. Finally got my pet to level 30. So proud of that Double Dragon.
  • April 28th 2016: 1st birthday 08:44 The earth around me shook and the words “Happy birthday” appeared.
  • 22:21 My Lady, I checked the donations box in your temple and found a mysterious blue brick. As I tried to decide what to sell it for, it suddenly disappeared, leaving me totally confused.
  • 22:21 My face must be glowing like this golden temple I just now finished for you, Great One. I have to say, it does look great!
  • Quest #474 Eww, the dog ate it!
    My quest to find the missing piece of the puzzle was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
  • April 10 3016: 21:53 Tripped over a stone and face-planted on a huge gold brick. It may be my concussion but I swear my beer money’s vanished!
  • Quest #420: : Achieve an epic fail (epic)
  • Quest 300 Develop a god complex (epic)
  • July 21st- Finish a thousand-piece puzzle of a clear blue sky: epic(completed)
  • June 26th- Judging by Nibbler’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Nibbler! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
  • Quest 14 Become the 90th member of the guild “Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster”
  • Quest 5 Make the possible impossible.
  • Quest 4 Teaching a plumber that the princess us in another castle.
  • April 29th-Meeting Death for the 1st time. he loves pizza.
  • April 28th 2015-Born

†RIP: Nibbler (Sig Otter), Dumbo (Sig Otter), Shelby (NinjaT), Stitch (BipolarBear), Stubby, (LightSaber ToothT)