Day 796 g.e. – It seems that I, Andonna, accidentally burned down my lady’s Holy Archives of Heroic Histories of Heroines. Time to get rebuilding. My lady, why must you punish me?
Borne to a middle-aged mother in a mildly worn down shack, my tale may sound very much like a Mary Sue-story, but fret not.
While some consider it normal, being forced to mow the lawn with talking geese is no easy task, but ’tis how I spent my childhood summers, until one day I heard a high-pitched noise. Wondering what horrible creation could possibly produce an awful noise, I, Andonna, ran as far as my fuzzy feet could take me in the opposite direction. Suddenly sprang a dreadful Dust bunny out of a nearby bush and demanded to duel me. With nowhere to flee further, I fell to my knees and pleaded for someone to aid me in my current concerning complication.
As the diabolic Dust Bunny came ever closer, a sudden zap from above slew the fiend and a soothing, but powerful voice penetrated my train of thought and told me Never fear, Illia is here.
Suddenly I had found meaning, a purpose. And thus ends my dark origins-story, bringing us to our current chronicles.
Day 796 g.e. continued – It appears that boozing it from the second my goddess disappears from her post is a bad idea. When the now-so familliar growling in my head started anew, alarming me of her presence, she found me hogtied, gagged with my dirty socks, wearing a pink tutu. It appears that my Guild Name guild fellows decided to prank Illia.
Countdown to Matriach-hood – approximately 35 days.
Day 799 g.e Quest #700
00:20 I’ve been chosen for an epic mission! I was tasked with having to find out what happens after all is said and done. But I have a feeling it will take a while…
Day 813 g.e Animalist 2nd rank
04:22 Simba glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level.