Hero

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Pittooey

level 55

dankness

Age 9 years 4 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 80 thousand
Death Count 80
Wins / Losses 3 / 3
Temple Completed at 06/05/2016
Wood for Ark 9.2%
Savings 305 thousand (1.0%)
Pet Solar bear Pinky

Equipment

Weapon Schrödinger's catapult +64
Shield irresistible force field +64
Head cover of darkness +64
Body beach towel of doom +64
Arms noodly appendages +65
Legs mermaid flipper +64
Talisman gravity multiplier +64

Skills

  • mountain moving level 26
  • forced generosity level 25
  • steel finger level 24
  • electro-broom level 23
  • intimate tickling level 22
  • teeth gnashing level 21
  • sword-swallowing level 21
  • contagious yawning level 19
  • winged swing level 16
  • selfish interest level 15

Pantheons

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Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Fiend, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Saint, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

My name was once Pattoo, and I was a servant to the goddess Palutuna. But…

I woke up at the shores of the Lake of Maiden’s Tears. I have no memory of what had happened to me before, if anything had even happened to me before… lol

I’ve realized that I must have come into existence from my goddess, one of the many deities that seem to be popping up as of late. Nevertheless, I am grateful for my Lady’s gift, and I shall do all in my power to make her proud!

I’ve met many heroes and heroines on my journey to spread the word of my goddess. They either become my most trusted allies and closest friends, or they end up being meanie faces and running me out of town. Unfortunately, I always seem to encounter the latter. I guess I’m just too good for them.

And although I try my best for you, mistress, why do you hurt me so? I find myself beginning to enjoy such darkness, darkness and misery you have never shown to me before. Many a times I find myself writing the following in my diary:

Almighty, why do you punish me? I’m starting to get caught up in this beautiful dark twisted fantasy of yours…

Who have you become, my goddess?

You are not the comforting presence I once knew.

But even if you become the enemy of this world, murdering all that is beautiful and passionate and leaving only pain and sorrow,

I will stand by your side. I will do my best, and I promise that I will have no regrets.

Sincerely,

Pittooey ♥

…Stupid goddess lady only punished me a bunch of times just for the “Fiend” achievement! And my chronicles were based on this darkness emo-ness…

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pets

Here is a list of my loyal pets! …Of course they are loyal to the great Pittooey!

  1. Iago Lvl 23 “Slashing” Ballpoint Penguin ~Ahahaha he’s dead or something. We had some sweet show called “The Pattoo and Iago Show!”. Got cancelled.
  2. Nessie Lvl 17 “Tenacious” Biowolf ~I enjoyed walking with him into bars with one of my many enemies.
  3. Nessie Lvl 24 “Indomitable” Bipolar Bear ~I named him after my dear biowolf who I will remember with a grudge.
  4. Pinky Lvl 20 “Perilous” Solar Bear ~“I was just about to defeat the Solar Bear when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Pinky. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.”

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07:31

Good friends are hard to come by. At least I know I’ll always have you, Most Righteous One.

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06:46

It’s raining. I don’t know what I did to make you cry, Most Righteous One. I pray for your happiness.

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