The Day he learned Seasickness!
After pulling his alchy sword from another slain monster, Raizen realized that even with his sword techniques, the risk of dying was great unless he honed himself in other ways. It seemed that every travel was littered with the threat of countless smelly, ugly and ridiculously-named monsters. Every day, like clockwork, simply heading from the ultra-religious Godville to the alcoholic paradise of Beerburgh, Raizen would be greeted by hundreds of monsters that bit, kicked, harassed, spat, stabbed and committed other manners of assault.
One day, while venturing to TrollBridge, he’d heard talk of an ancient pirate master who created a technique, that with proper application, could “insta-kill” any monster. This pirate, named Captain Crunch Pegleg, after he’d last used it in battle on a monster was reported to have dubbed it “coughcoughspitsnort”. When Raizen asked where Crunch lived, he was pointed toward the bustling market city of Tradesburg. Raizen knew that the trip alone would be a huge pain in the (censored). “(censored), (censored), (censored),” Raizen would cry to all those around him, earning him many looks of scorn, and a roundhouse kick in the face by the trader’s daughter, who just happened to walk by during Raizen’s rant. Possessed by his God, this unbeknownst to Raizen, the trader’s daughter implored the hero to “grow a pair, and learn Captain Crunch’s ability and maybe I won’t file that restraining order on you”.
Motivated by her speech, the hero quests to learn a vicious ability…
TO BE CONTINUED