08/20/15 – 10:18:33 PM – Today was a special day because I burst out of my GodEx delivery box and into an unnamed abandoned city. To my delight, I was able to stagger out and look onto the road—only to find a hero’s corpse still clutching onto a tarnished bar and empty wallet. I took both, and his shoes since they nearly fit, and starting wandering across the beer bottle littered landscape. The final memory of the day is watching the sunset refract through the mountains of GodLite bottles.
03/18/2016 – MIDNIGHT My birthday!