My name is Horatio Smith. On the eve of my 17th birthday I was press-ganged into the East Indian Trading company, I spent seven years swashbuckling, firing guns, loading cannons and getting whipped for insubordination, until one day when i woke up with nought but a diary upon my person on the banks of these here shores. The world is filled with magical creatures and fierce monsters, I’d love a safe little patch of land to call my own. I suppose you could say I’m looking for love, but then aren’t we all? With the wise and wonderful Halva on my side, I know it won’t be long until I have a place to call my own, to love him and to be loved, until then, I’m on the road…
Hero
Horatio Smith 庙畜19
level 71
Hoof Hearted?
| Age | 13 years 11 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 163 thousand |
| Death Count | 84 |
| Wins / Losses | 61 / 63 |
| Temple Completed at | 07/26/2012 |
| Wood for Ark | 0.8% | Savings | 2M, 572k (8.6%) |
| Pet | Multi-legged luggage Dino 24th level |
Equipment
| Weapon | death's sickle | +80 |
| Shield | plausible deniability | +80 |
| Head | demolition derby | +81 |
| Body | black light armor | +80 |
| Arms | love shackles | +79 |
| Legs | kilt of mooning | +80 |
| Talisman | dragon ball | +79 |
Skills
- Street magic level 67
- Navel clamp level 61
- inept singing level 53
- scissorhands level 47
- Disarming smile level 45
- liana-eyebrows level 45
- menacing glance level 45
- full throttle level 29
- knight's move level 26
- Cheshire smile level 25
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 4604 |
| Might | 20155 |
| Templehood | 1534 |
| Gladiatorship | 11339 |
Achievements
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Careerist, 2nd rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 3rd rank
- Renegade, 3rd rank