04:43 PM The healer pronounced me dead on arrival just when you decided to resurrect me, Great One. Poor guy, he still can’t figure out how he got that wrong.
04:43 PM I guess I should have checked to see what was on the other side of the door before I accepted the Undead Ogre Achiever’s offered escape route. Eh, die and learn.
07:31 AM I’m like level 43 now! I’m like way more mature now! You can’t tell me what to do anymore, Omnipotent One.
04:04 PM Popped a kid’s balloon to prove how evil I am. Spent the next hour running from his enraged mother.
06:56 PM I’m ALIVE! It’s a miracle!
06:06 PM Successfully escaped from the Giant Enemy Crab by cliff jumping. But now I think I have a different problem…
03:00 PM Hey, there is a sign here: “Due to the cutbacks in the budget the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for any possible inconveniences.”
09:25 PM Alright, I’m now level 42! Decided to use my 4 new points on increasing my health.
My Death:
09:28 AM It is better to give than to receive. That’s especially true when it comes to beatings. Come here, Angel of Debt!
09:29 AM The Angel of Debt was so impressed with my fighting skills that he rewarded me with a golden brick. Posthumously.
09:34 AM If you can’t resurrect me right away, Great One, could you at least move me into a more flattering pose? I won’t be seen dead in this position!
12:40 AM I’m like level 41 now! I’m like way more mature now! You can’t tell me what to do anymore, my Lord.
07:42 AM Tigger was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up!
03:32 PM Noticed a poster on a tree that said ‘Teslakazul: wanted dead or alive’. Carefully struck out ‘dead or’, just in case.
07:32 PM Tigger jumped into a bush and came out bigger and stronger. Wow, he leveled up! Maybe I should try that.
07:28 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Tigger. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
06:10 AM Thought I could take the Space Invader. Turned out I was wrong… dead wrong.
10:28 PM Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I’m now level 40!
Death 21 — 02:43 AM I was just about to defeat that Grammatical Terror when I swallowed a fly. I had to swallow a spider to catch the fly and one thing led to another and now I’m dead, of course.
02:07 PM Found 813 gold coins in a pot near the construction site. Wow, my temple already has some followers!
11:24 PM This time, Tinkles the Hun was too strong. That’s ok, I’ll have my revenge next time.
11:24 PM Notes from the arena: Teslakazul is on his knees. Tinkles the Hun salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 181 coins. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks.
11:17 PM Notes from the arena: In the red corner of the arena — Tinkles the Hun. In the blue corner — Teslakazul. The judge makes the heroes equal and gives the go-ahead for the duel.
05:35 PM Reached level 39. Now I am officially allowed to do the things I’ve been doing all along. Heck yeah!
01:17 PM Notes from the battlefield: The Cholestroll was triumphantly defeated! I’ve gained more experience and looted some gold, but it’s time to return to my heroic deeds. The enlightened boss turned out to be a good ingredient for a deep prayer.
01:05 PM Notes from the battlefield: A pentagram suddenly appeared and a crying wizard ran out, followed by the Enlightened Cholestroll.
11:50 AM I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Baloo into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
Extend pet registration (cancelled) (vet)
08:04 AM Registration has been extended and my Baloo is not going anywhere any time soon!
Extend pet registration (completed)
07:43 AM I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Baloo, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
06:20 AM You hear that, monsters? Yeah, it’s me, Teslakazul, and I smell victory! Also a nearby skunk. But mostly victory! So run, cowards!
03:05 PM Hooray! I’ve reached level 38!