Chronicles WEEK 1 – New Life
12:40 PM Punched the air. Got winded.
02:58 PM Cover me, Great One; I’m reloading!
04:21 PM Exalted One, if I was created in your image, then you must be a being of pure beauty!
07:57 PM Spent 299 gold coins to bail Dr Kenneth Noisewater out of the local jail for public drunkenness. Drinks all night then gets three squares and a cot to sleep it off… some folks get all the luck.
05-10-16 Got my Trump card -5
12:30 PM Yelled ‘Make love, not war!’ at the Paper Pusher and it died laughing. Found 11 coins.
05:33 PM With its last breath the defeated Tree Musketeer coughed up Nyarla and died. She looked a little shaken up, but handed me a bottom of a barrel and 18 gold coins she found in its belly as a thank you for saving her.
09:29 PM Oh Almighty, where do I come from? Am I nothing but a pawn to worship you?
01:49 PM Flipped through the Godville Times. Apparently the new phrase of the week is “Brought BBQ and beer! Time to celebrate!”, Luminous One!
02:07 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Scurrying Nimble Overtaker! Champion of all got 5453 coins, horn of the Overtaker, a golden brick, a black hole punch, an inflatable drinking companion and a philosopher’s stone.
08:07 PM Most Righteous One, wanted to build a temple of gold, but the merchant said gold is better spent. So I bought this cool plastic shield instead. my first +1 item at level 12, day 5.
04:19 PM Maurghan came in and attacked the merchant, screaming about a fake healing potion. In the confusion, I took a license to drill from the counter.
Chronicles WEEK 2 – Days of Dumb
04:04 Friends don’t let friends quest sober, so I’m off to the tavern with The rainman.
04:34 The Angel of Debt had to perform an awesome combo, several critical strikes, three fatalities and bribe me with a golden brick before I admitted defeat.
09:43 Found the body of a dead adventurer by the side of the road. Oh, it’s one of mine!
04:34 Grant me the power of immortality, Great One, so that I may do stupid things and not have to consider death as a consequence!
01:51 PM Stealthily followed Geoff Burton to see if he knew a secret shortcut, but he just seemed to walk in circles. Eventually I caught up to him and asked what he’d been doing, and he sheepishly admitted he’d been following me, looking for a secret shortcut…
11:54 PM I beg thee, Soul Supreme! Heal my hangover and punish those cats that were yowling last night. Here is something for you — 100 gold coins.
“Quest 17*
Attend an Alcoholics Anonymous for Heroes meeting
10:34 AM I figure if you are always watching over me, Omnipotent One, the least I can do is to be entertaining. So off to the tavern!
11:26 AM The Feral Hero’s fighting style was so banal and repetitive that I lost my will to live. I’m not sure where I left it, but hopefully I’ll find it in the afterlife.
02:59 AM Omnipotent One, that battle with the Common Dominator went according to plan. Unfortunately it wasn’t my plan, because now I’m dead.
12:08 AM Found 251 gold coins in a pot near the construction site. Wow, my temple already has some followers!
11:50 AM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Rocky Raccoon, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Stitch. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
01:08 AM Fell over and feigned death to trick the Doppelgangster. It would have worked too if I hadn’t insisted on writing about it in my diary. Almighty, please revive me now.
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Oct 21st, 2016 Bricks for Temple100.0%**
10:54 PM Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lady! I feel delirious with happiness.
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07:35 PM Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Champion Of All gets 14593 gold coins, a log for the ark, a godvoice jammer, an invite to Godville, a broken news repair kit, a slice of good fortune, an irony detector, a crackerjack prize, a pearl of wisdom, a mental capacitor, a backstage pass and an invite to Godville. Thewmeister, Hamalainen and Summera left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 14160 coins in total as a consolation prize.
10:15 AM Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Champion Of All gets 8643 gold coins, a log for the ark, an unlife support system, a golden parachute, a genetic marker and a prophet margin.
5 months 24 days – I’m official!!!
All Level 50 Items!
There are four ways to revive a pet:
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1) At quest completion, with your hero/ine in low (red) health and with enough gold to rez (must have all three conditions met when s/he walks into Godville city proper; “enough gold” is 450 x pet level).
2) With enough gold (after selling) after an arena win (arena matches can be arranged, but do carry a risk of mis-match, especially if not timed properly).
3) In any town if the hero/ine has 2-3 times the gold required (you need the extra to allow for waste on booze, equipment, skills, savings). Dogville and Trollbridge are better towns for rezzing.
4) If you’re templed, dungeon while praying.
DUNGEON HELP
https://wiki.godvillegame.com/Feather_Mail#Dungeons.2C_oh_my.21
04:51 PM Judging by Nessie’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Nessie! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!