LoverPaul, a loan wanderer who finds out God really does exist. On hearing his God he fell around the ground laughing. “Why are you laughing?”. LoverPaul only roared louder!. GodMarco just shook with rage until the ground broke apart like an earthquake. “Why do you mock your God , little man?”. LoverPaul looked at the rip in the ground and turned white and started to stammer “ssso sso sorry ,sir, I-I-I ”, then he passed out blind drunk on the ground.
Hero
LoverPaul 7
level 39
WHERE'S ME JUMPER
| Age | 13 years 6 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 32 thousand |
| Death Count | 28 |
| Wins / Losses | 19 / 19 |
| Bricks for Temple | 28.9% |
Equipment
| Weapon | shiny metal axe | +34 |
| Shield | ad-blocker | +38 |
| Head | tin foil hat | +39 |
| Body | hazmat suit | +40 |
| Arms | extra set of hands | +40 |
| Legs | concrete boots of agility | +38 |
| Talisman | funny bone | +40 |
Skills
- elbow bite level 19
- intimate tickling level 19
- somersault squatting level 16
- bad breath level 16
- cri de coeur level 10
- swear-o-matic level 9
- drunken rampage level 9
- pathological honesty level 7
- winged swing level 2
Pantheons
| Hero has yet to take places in pantheons. |
Achievements
- Favorite, 2nd rank
- Animalist, 3rd rank
- Builder, 3rd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Martyr, 3rd rank
- Renegade, 3rd rank