level 74

∑ ✔ 丯  🌙

Age 2 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild The Ideaboxers Union
Monsters Killed about 177 thousand
Death Count 94
Wins / Losses 177 / 173
Temple Completed at 12/28/2015
Ark Completed at 07/01/2017 (139.2%)
Twos of Every Kind 320m, 260f (26.0%)
Savings 5M, 723k (19.1%)
Pet Alpha centaur Scrat


Weapon lightning bolt cutter +86
Shield good offense +83
Head happy new ear +83
Body armored tank top +83
Arms gadget arms +80
Legs legal briefs +83
Talisman Orb of Incremental Idiocy +84


  • steel finger level 52
  • cobweb gulp level 48
  • asynchronous swimming level 44
  • inept singing level 41
  • bloody itch level 39
  • shiny heels level 37
  • pseudopod attack level 35
  • opacity control level 34
  • backyard portal level 34
  • sober view level 31




  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Savior, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Second time: (on 3 November 2015)

• The humble god God2000 set a good example for others by both submitting and voting for ideas

Ideabox News

• Approximately 265 ideas were spotted in the Ideabox during the last 24 hours. 139 ideas were seen in the Enhancement Room.

• Meowzor finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but, as a masochist, he promises to continue to do it.

• We are proud to announce that God2000 may or may not have been nominated for the Nobel Ideaboxing Prize.

01:42 AM Justin112’s friend cheered him on from the stands. Randytree burns with envy.

10:55 PM Almighty, why are all these other heroes telling me to worship different gods? Do you have a family?

10:11 PM Ignore this entry. I’m just using it to check the time.

11:56 AM The Onion Ringleader really hurt my feelings. Luckily for me, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal hero’s.

01:28 AM Received a medal for setting a new record in the “Pathway of Lemmings” 5K marathon. I wonder if I should mention I was actually running away from that Neck Romancer.

11.33 PM Quest: (11%) Plant a beer garden

02:44 AM Well, I’m truly tired of being nearly dead.

It began. When this young boy heard the voice of his god, he started his Adventure.

12:46 AM I drew a picture of you, Almighty. Could you stick it on your heavenly fridge?

Since I am not a ordinairy writer, and not a dumb god, I won’t begin my heroes (yes. Plurial) chronicles not with “Once, there was…”. But my heroes are…

Once, there was a god. He made his second hero, after his first got lost between the cyberbites and locks. The god’s name, was unknown from the beginning. First he was called “TheUnknown112” and now we call him God2000. But all we know, is that what name the Almighty has, he will watch us, we are his beings, and we always will pray for Him!

I am Justin. 112 is my number. I love numbers. My creator probaly knew. When He created me. I saw wonderful things, beer. Much beer. The first voice I ever heard was His. The second is complicated. Back then, I only know the voice sounded familiar to me…

I spawned in Godville. In the place I love: The Tavern.

I like it there. I spawned on a table and rough-looking men were staring at me. They even helped me with walking outside! Throwing me did make me spend less time on walking and more time for finishing my first quest!

My first quest, I can’t remember. My second, however, was my favourite, and I will always remember it. I am so lucky, because, I found, me, the proud of my god, discovered how to plant a beer garden! My friends were so yealous, when I showed the tree, but it was a thought quest, I never forget the fears, the dangers, I encountered…

The second quest: Plant a beer garden

It all started when I was visiting the docter in Godville. Someone who looked familiar to me approached me and said me that his lifegoal was to plant a beer garden.

When I started walking, I realised I haven’t had any clue. Luckily, that was the moment, when I met my first friend!

This friend was Dreav. He is nice, but quite silent. I met him after I was struck by a lightning bolt out the sky. He ran at me, apologised, and yelled at the sky that his god wasn’t able to aim, thought, another lightning bolt struck him after that… he said me to go to Lost Resort, to complete my quest. I thanked him and went on my way.


After I arrived in Lost Resort, I found a nice tavern.

(busy writing)