Schwartzy 4

level 113

was Lost... now Found!

Age 10 years 10 months
Personality neutral
Guild The Found Vikings
Monsters Killed about 633 thousand
Death Count 204
Wins / Losses 92 / 42
Temple Completed at 09/18/2012
Ark Completed at 03/15/2016 (351.0%)
Pairs Gathered at 01/05/2021
Savings 20M, 98k (67.0%)
Pet Battle toad Baloo 31st level


Weapon great maul of fire +123
Shield big book of self defence +122
Head blindfold of accuracy +123
Body welding dress +125
Arms fistful of dollars +124
Legs disbelief suspenders +123
Talisman sliver of hope +122


  • eye scream level 132
  • mating contact level 121
  • somersault squatting level 120
  • cry of horror level 113
  • brainstorm level 112
  • epitaph writing level 112
  • electro-broom level 111
  • sober view level 110
  • brownian motion level 99
  • clinical strike level 71




  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Working hard on 5 things: - Honoring my maker - Growing the guild - Getting stronger to kill more quickly - Staying focused on the bigger picture - Believing in my maker

5/30/13: Finally! Now there is the “The Found Vikings” guild in Godville and I’m its first member! s love and doing what I’m instructed to do.

9/18/12: 13:38: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.

9/2/12: Happy 1st Birthday to my hero, Schwartzy! Level 51, 23rd level pet, 31 deaths, & 91.8% temple completed.

8/13/12: Just reached lvl 50, 3 weeks shy of my hero’s 1st birthday. 83.3% temple completed.

16:55: ‘I am Schwartzy, Yield or Perish! Raaaaaaaargh!’ Great One, what do you think? Does it sound impressive?

Mar 23 2012 05:40: My whole life flashed before my eyes and faded away. Darn the Worthy Opponent.

Mar 21 2012 19:25: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Biowolf, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Baloo. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

Mar 20 2012 10:58: My whole life flashed before my eyes and faded away. Darn the Feral Hero.(Dead for the 24th time)

Mar 20 2012 08:41: Tattooed ‘Yield or Perish!’ on my butt cheek. Nice.

Feb 12 2012 18:32: Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Gleep. I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!

Feb 10 2012 05:32: The Inevitable Hulk raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Gleep suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Gleep quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…

Feb 20 2012 17:49: Laid down under a tree to die from severe wounds. Came back to my senses as Gleep performed CPR on me.

Feb 15th 2012 7:23: Walked up to a After-Mathematician and in a conspiratorial voice whispered: ‘Yield or Perish!’. The monster went pale with fear and ran away, leaving behind a bag of gold coins.

Feb 13 2012 13:35: Did I just see Gleep rushing at the monster growling “Yield or Perish!!?”

Feb 8 2012 14:31: Saw another hero sleeping in the sun. Wrote “Yield or Perish!” on his forehead in sunblock, then ran off giggling.