If only all these monsters would stop bothering me I’d have time to sit and figure out why all of these monsters are bothering me.
In the meantime I’ll just search for my lost reason.
05:27: Tattooed ’Mmmm Beer… ’ on my butt cheek. Nice.
10:59: Finally back in Beerburgh. Ah, smell the fresh… oh, I forgot about the lack of a sewer system in this place.
The hero is crying ‘Mmmm Beer… !’ to encourage himself…
21:56: Shouted ’Mmmm Beer… ’ so loudly that even the distant echo scared me.
21:55: Stopped to feed and groom my pet. Tigger purred excitedly in anticipation of causing property damage.
07:12: I’ve been thinking, Great One. Is ’Mmmm Beer… ’ really such a good battle cry? Will it strike fear into the hearts of my enemies and comfort me on cold, lonely nights?
What a dope:
21:24: Just bribed the trader with 1742 coins and got a pipboy 3000 for free.
08:21: Screw this quest. I’m going home.
Seeking the right path by following the smell of beer…
WOW : 21:33: Hmm… I didn’t know that my priceless gift would be worth 9682 gold coins. A decent price, I’d say.
17:47: Saw another hero sleeping in the sun. Wrote “Mmmm Beer… ” on his forehead in sunblock, then ran off giggling.
13:42: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.