12:29 PM When I got here, the arena hostess gave me a light-up buzzer and said to wait until paged. Hasn’t gone off yet. There’s no hurry… I’ll just be here… Waiting…
03:19 PM I take life with a grain of salt… a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
9:42 PM It’s been a long, rough day. Guess I need to take life with a grain of salt. A lime wedge and some tequila should also help…
11:49 AM I think if it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
2016-Jul Round 4 Winner of the Wiki Leagues Word Battle, @Shaggoth wins a second time! For you is the honorable Hero Cookie ((::))
2016-Jul Round 3 Winner of the Wiki Leagues Word Battle, @Shaggoth gets a special bonus prize of some God Charges! Congrats!
2016-Jul Round 2 Winner of the Wiki Leagues Word Battle, @Thorntor I present to you, your Hero Cookie, with all of the fame and awesomeness that it brings ^ ((:::)) ^
2016-Jun Round 1 Winner of the first Wiki Leagues Word Battle, @Celestialfairie I present to thee, your Hero Cookie *(:::)*
14:35 The doctor said I needed to eat more fruits. Told him that from now on, I’d have a slice of lime with each beer.
00:29 Real heroes don’t cry. They merely perspire through their eyes.
12:17 This Teraducktyl wanted to pair me with a beautiful heroine and put us on its ark. Tempting, but I’d rather kill it for beer money.
11:20 The Mathlete shouted, “I will never be your pet!” as its spirit slid sideways to its next spawn point.
I think it would be handy to have a mathlete pet. Think of the possibilities!
Our heroes became friends. Surprise!
Adventuring across the land, passing over hills and mountains, running from scary monsters…