Hero

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Zacsi 17

level 56

Holy fluffy ramen!

Age 13 years
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 87 thousand
Death Count 41
Wins / Losses 33 / 40
Temple Completed at 03/05/2013
Savings 492 thousand (1.6%)
Pet Heffalump Pilot 26th level

Equipment

Weapon Schrödinger's catapult +64
Shield massive ego +64
Head earmuffs of solitude +64
Body platonic armor +68
Arms noodly appendages +64
Legs nuclear power pants +64
Talisman passion flute +64

Skills

  • bending chakras level 31
  • palm of the Panda level 30
  • brainstorm level 28
  • win on points level 24
  • splinter removal level 24
  • poisoned kiss level 23
  • mating contact level 22
  • thumb blowing level 21
  • forced generosity level 19
  • cash whistle level 14

Pantheons

Gratitude2311
Templehood6027

Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

There has been a great warrior called Zacsi who loved Ramen. First he didn’t understand the meaning of his power, that was extraordinary in it’s own way. It was his brutal, unique, painful stupidity teamed up with unmistakable arrogance. Upon realizing someone watches over him and followes every step he takes, he decided putting his powers to use in the service of that mighty entity would be the best choice. Since then he wanders the world to find golden bricks for the temple to his Almighty he plans to build.

The life of a warrior is not the least easy, Zacsi was forced to realize. He did not have much routin in fighting, swinging swords and other sharp or dull objects. Due to the power he received from the Almighty he could miss and fail a few times without serious consequences. During this time he acquired enough experience to become a worthy hero, who is able to fight for his (and his god’s) dreams.

One day a cute raccoon joined Zacsi in his adventures. Their first meeting wasn’t without problems, as the rocky thing fled with Zacsi’s precious lunch. Since then they take in enemies together, and their joint brainpower also allows them to collect the so wanted, shiny golden bricks faster. Because of this, Zacsi is certain that Scrachy, the helpful but sometimes unobedient raccoon, was sent by the Almighty to his side.

Zacsi, having his own, personal god whispering in his ear, went through a great change. Now he finds homes for lost kittens, and helps in reestablishing good relationship between humans and monsters by sparing the life of as many, as he can. His positive view of the world takes form in his wonderful, artistic entries he writes in his diary.

16:11: Found a clearing in the forest filled with wildflowers and songbirds. Remained a while and offered thanks to the Almighty for creating such beauty.

21:02: Finally found the right path. Yeah, I’m quite sure about it.

21:18: Exalted One, I am so glad that I’m good because neutral heroes are so boring.

19:56: Did some thinking and concluded that the Almighty has the heart of a dove and it’s filled with love.

09:55: It’s raining, but I don’t know what I did to make you cry, Great One. I pray for your happiness.

18:16: Looked at the sun, hoping to get a glimpse of the Almighty. Now my eyes hurt.

09:25: I drew a picture of you, Soul Supreme. Could you stick it to your heavenly fridge?

20:14: Dark clouds are looming and it seems like it is going to rain. Great One, are you about to cry?

23:09: I heard that when it rains it’s because you’re crying. Don’t be upset, Great One! Look, I’m doing a little dance for you!

After good while of adventuring Zacsi had to realize, not all things in this beautiful world are permanent. All souls fade away, just as Scatchy’s did on an early, holy lighted morning. Zacsi mourned the raccoon who got old without him noticing, then buried him on a nearby mountain, beside a sunlighted rock.

Days went by covered in the dust of sadness. Zacsi wished for a companion to forget his pain. His generous god granted his wish, and the next day Zacsi saw in the eyes of a defeated firefox, that he will be the one. Never at the place of precious Scratchy, but at another equally important one.

Zacsi continued his journey between towns, slaying monsters on the way, saving other heroes, friends, kids and puppies. He slowly drifted towards his goal, which was to build a temple to his Lord. Friends and companions came and went just like time was rushing forward. Zacsi learnt to accept the fact that everything disappears someday, even pets. Day after day he continued praying to his Lord, collecting money to buy bricks made of pure gold, for that suits only the clarity of merciful Fluffy-sama.

And finally came the day when Zacsi put the final brick on top of the small, but magnificent temple. He was satisfied and tired. Never in his life before had he completed anything as grand as building a temple by himself. Zacsi waited for his god to accept the sacrifice, thank with miracles, words, honor… Anything. There was only silence. Has his god forgotten about him?

The day when Fluffy-sama spoke to him came again. He said: "I’m grateful for your efforts, hero. You’re noble at heart. I do not wish to ask you anything else. You’re free if you also