I made the front page of the Godville Times!!! (Yet again! 1/18/2018):
Sir Fluffles – 77th-level adventurer, member of the “NU Guild” guild, with the motto “Something short and witty”, stands at the 83rd position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Fluffalupagus. He always wanted to interview a mime, but never found the time.
I made the front page of the Godville Times!!!:
Sir Fluffles - 36th-level adventurer, member of the “NU Guild”guild, with the motto “Something short and witty”, stands at the45th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Fluffalupagus. His dream is to master the “falcon punch” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
6/19/2015:
“The Diary of Sir Fluffles” sounds lame. Maybe I should call it “The Epic Chronicles of Sir Fluffles?”
6/2/2015:
Found the hero instruction sheet from my original packaging. It just says “Fight, drink, repeat!”
4/19/2015 – Special Smartass Sunday Double Edition:
A man told me that goddesses don’t exist. I decided to prove him wrong by holding my breath until you showed me a sign. Thank you for making me dizzy and showing me flying black spots after only two minutes. You are truly great, Almighty!
My Goddess, it seems that atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4/15/2015:
Suddenly remembered that I can call upon my “acid tears” skill to attack instead of the usual haphazard poking. The Identified Flying Object was so stunned by this development, it was unable to retaliate.
4/6/2015:
There are times I wonder why I chose this job, but then I remember how much I love to stab things.
3/25/2015:
Stabbed the Octopuss in Boots corpse many, many times to make sure it was dead. Yup, it’s dead… and it doesn’t need these 12 coins anymore.