07:37 Made a dozen big mistakes today. So far, my best day ever!
06:31 My enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so am I. They never stop thinking of new ways to harm me, and neither do I.
06:21 Money alone doesn’t make you happy. First, you need to own some.
10:28 Barked up the wrong tree. Was chased by angry squirrels.
05:12 I pick things up very quickly. Then put them down just as fast.
05:16 Made a bad decision today just to prove that history does repeat itself.
13:56 The healer told me to swallow my pride. It gave me indigestion.
14:00 Since laughter is the best medicine, I asked the guild doc to tell me some jokes instead of giving me an injection. He told me I’d be dead before I got them, then jabbed me with the needle before I could tell if he was joking.
04:47 I never make the same mistake twice. Thrice is my absolute minimum.
05:14 Hate ‘em mosquitos. I may be yummy, but I don’t like giving out free samples.
14:17 Who: Flauplow. What: To find and then tip the balance of power. When: Immediately. Where: Anywhere but here. Why: Trust me, Almighty, you really don’t want to know.
21:08 Saw another hero sleeping in the sun. Wrote “Busy Dolphin. ” on his forehead with sunblock, then ran off giggling.
17:54 I glanced upon a sign that had a skull and crossbones. Gave it a moustache with my quill and continued on my way.
21:18 Maybe if I just stand here and wave my weapon around, my Lord will think I’m still busy…
05:26 You know Great One, there is a very fine line between omnipresence and stalking.
03:57 Note to self: noted.
03:44 In terms of procrastination, I’ve had a very productive day today.
03:24 Was mistaken for a doctor from the “The Jedi Council” guild. Managed to send all the high-ranking members who’d cut in front to the back of the line before I was discovered.
23:27 Mighty One, what is it with your obsession with shiny temples? Does my love not suffice for you?
23:22 Saw another hero sleeping in the sun. Wrote “Busy Dolphin. ” on his forehead with sunblock, then ran off giggling.
19:58 Used my “falcon punch” skill against the Pin-up Ghoul and somehow transformed it into a hard-boiled eggnog. Weird.
19:19 My boycott of writing in my diary is going really well.
14:15 After such a glorious battle with the Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Felix, let’s go questing!
09:24 No matter what I do, Exalted One, you can always fit me into your divine plan, right?
09:17 Dear Lord, most omniscient, beneficent, and unpredictable, whose existence was, is, and forever shall be eternal and interminable; the delight of my eyes and the song of my heart, whose wisdom flows like a waterfall unto… I forgot what I was going to say.