09:37 AM Hi, sir, this is SouthernCharmz. I’m writing in Binky the Stinky’s diary to let you know that I don’t believe in you. 09:47 AM I was following Fyrdung when he turned around and said, “You shouldn’t be following me, I’m lost too.” 06:34 AM Met Fyrdung and worked out a new secret handshake around the campfire. Can’t wait to show everybody! 10:14 AM What a surprise! Bretta Imogenson stopped by to visit me. We spoke over a few drinks of iodine solution. 08:50 AM Ironwomen just passed me the forecast for The Plateau of Low Gravity: sunny, with scattered monsters and a chance of lightning. 08:24 AM This looks like a job for Arya-Stark! Retreat! 08:04 AM Just found out that the locals of The Plateau of Low Gravity have dubbed SouthernCharmz and me “The Dream Team”! Apparently it’s because we both pass out at the first sign of danger.
12:33 AM I felt guilty thinking about how much the Notary of Death would miss its suggestively-shaped turnip and 138 gold coins, so I killed it.
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Sacrifices
08:04 AM Sacrificed the corpse of the defeated Loch Ness Mobster in the Almighty’s honor. I hope you like your meat well done, Great One.
10:15 AM Dropped my coin purse into the campfire. Managed to retrieve it, but a bunch of coins had fused into a brick-shaped block. What were the chances of that happening, Most Righteous One?
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06:23 AM Notes from the battlefield: While digging, Wayward Soldier and Binky the Stinky disturbed someone’s lair. A giant Deafening Pickpocketing Squirmisher shows up in front of them…
-06:33 AM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Deafening Pickpocketing Squirmisher! Binky the Stinky got 3686 gold coins, ear of the Squirmisher, a golden brick, an eerie silence generator, some circumstantial evidence and an emergency exit.