Hero
Zachirek-
level 6
| Age | 10 years 3 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 7 dozen |
| Death Count | 0 |
| Wins / Losses | 0 / 0 |
| Bricks for Temple | 0.2% |
Equipment
| Weapon | pointy stick | -10 |
| Shield | fig leaf | -10 |
| Head | hair curlers | -10 |
| Body | birthday suit | -10 |
| Arms | misspelled tattoo | -10 |
| Legs | hospital bedpans | -9 |
| Talisman | hex dispenser | -10 |
Pantheons
| Hero has yet to take places in pantheons. |