This bold hero has fought her way through countless monsters except when she ran, displayed unfailing heroism except when it failed her and tenaciously clung to her faith in her God except when she was too drunk to remember him. Oh well, it’s not like her God is any better. :)
RIP Toto (beloved Firefox, first pet and awesome ally and friend), Stitch (my second Firefox who sadly lived in Toto’s shadow until he died) and Bessie (my woefully dull Trojan Horse who enjoyed giving me rides). Sneezy, my rather silly and selfish Bipolar Bear, isn’t my favorite pet but I’ll mourn him when he dies next.
6/15/12: And Sneezy has perished as well. Goodbye, my friend. You kept Ahlorial good company.
6/17/12: Now the proud owner of a Trojan Horse named Felix. He’s Moody. Suppose it’s just as well not to get attached since he’ll die at level 10 like the others….
7/22/12: And Felix dies at level 9, that’s a new kind of record…
7/24/12: Awesomely, the resurrection change came the same day Ahlorial managed to save Felix. Now I can actually get attached to a pet!
8/22/2012: Felix has hit level 14! A new record!
9/13/2012: Felix made it to 18 before being permanently shy. Oh well. Not like the lack of levels seems to be doing much. I think I’ll just keep him like this.
11/26/2012: 23:07: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
9/20/2017: 5 years later and I still have Felix stabled in the ark. Enjoy your retirement, old friend.
10/23/2021:
11:39 AM Oh my god, can’t believe that I saved all this money! Finally I can have my very own shop!
10/4/2022:
09:25 PM Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, my Lord, the great work is done!