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Jarlea Thoree 28

level 75

Line 'em up and promenade

Age 13 years 2 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 188 thousand
Death Count 83
Wins / Losses 172 / 91
Temple Completed at 09/01/2012
Wood for Ark 56.0%
Savings 4M, 732k (15.8%)
Pet Grounded hog Sparky 9th level

Equipment

Weapon lightning bolt cutter +84
Shield smug self-righteous attitude +85
Head happy new ear +85
Body abs of steel +86
Arms gadget arms +84
Legs laughing stockings +87
Talisman green thumb +84

Skills

  • asynchronous swimming level 57
  • scissorhands level 53
  • dove of peace level 49
  • mass effect level 45
  • swear-o-matic level 45
  • spontaneous combustion level 39
  • toe-bite level 39
  • knight's move level 34
  • full throttle level 31
  • awkward silence level 30

Pantheons

Gratitude9188
Might16268
Templehood2069
Gladiatorship1659

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Fiend, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

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Waking up to a beautiful day has its ups and downs.(Not remembering the previous night at the bar is definitely one of the downs)

Stepping out your front door (or being kicked out of someone else’s) is always a dangerous thing to do so Jarlea knew that her decision to become a hero was reckless, but that guy at the bar had been so convincing. That and she finds herself this beautiful day with no money in her pockets. Hmm, swore there had been a couple coins left too.

It was time to find out what she could do and where she could go (and what she might get).

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The last 10 months have been a journey Jarlea could never expected but the last few weeks have been memorable thanks to her companion Dumbo the heffalump. It has been two days since Dumbo was healed, his competitive spirit intact and renewed. It has led to some interesting events…

-10:48AM It seems like Dumbo just tried to use the “spoon-bending” skill. Of course he failed. What a noob!

-02:08 PM Dumbo was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up!

Jarlea is a good friend and supports Dumbo in everything.

-07:45 PM Went with my Dumbo on pet fights for beginners. He wasn’t in good shape today – we lost 390 coins, but that’s ok, we’ll win it back next time.

-11:36 PM During our last rest stop, Dumbo performed some gothic dances in honor of the god of monsters. Please forgive him, my Lady.

-11:37 PM Dumbo sat on the sidelines, batting his eyelashes and looking super cute. As soon as the monster’s back was turned, Dumbo struck it from behind with a lug wrench. Good heffalump, you’ve always been so crafty.

-12:48 PM Dumbo tossed 12 coins into the donations cup. I wonder where he got that money? Oh well, it’s not important. To your glory, my Lady!

-08:36 AM Dumbo suddenly flew into a rage and breathed fire at the opponent. We were all shocked, even Dumbo himself. What other hidden talents does my pet have?

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Dumbo has become Garish.

-Dumbo barked loudly and charged the enemy. The Prim Reaper desperately fought back, but my heffalump is a pretty tough opponent.

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I don’t know what is up with Dumbo. Since his last level up, he has been rather unruly.

-11:03: Dumbo sat off to the side and played with a silent alarm that he had found somewhere. I tried to take it away, but he bit me. Bad heffalump!

-02:04: Dumbo sat on the sidelines, batting his eyelashes and looking super cute. As soon as the monster’s back was turned, Dumbo struck it from behind with a tire iron. Good heffalump, you’ve always been so crafty.

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Who knows what Dumbo will do next and where this heroing business will lead them into.

The temple to Exilee is complete!

Dumbo looked hot, so I trimmed his fur. Then he looked cold, so I knitted the fur into a cardigan for him. Now he looks adorable. And annoyed. **Line’emupandpromenade****Line’emupandpromenade****Line’emupandpromenade** Dumbo was level 24 when after his KO decided to go his own way after spending 4 months traveling together. Good luck Dumbo. **Line’emupandpromenade****Line’emupandpromenade****Line’emupandpromenade**

After travelling alone for days unending, I made a new friend. His name is Stubby the multi-legged luggage

01:56 When the trader saw my golden brick, he grinned cunningly and gave me 1787 coins for it. 01:55 Added an obscene hieroglyph to the merchant’s signboard. 01:55 Hmm… I didn’t know that my golden brick would be worth 1011 coins. A decent price, I’d say. 01:54 Pleasantly surprised that my golden brick was worth 1531 gold coins. If only they grew on trees… 01:54 Asked the trader if I could spend some time at his shop, but he said he only accepts gold coins. 01:53 The trader and I repeatedly bought and sold my golden brick, outbidding each other until I found myself one item down and 1116 coins up. 01:52 When the trader saw my golden brick, the look on his face was almost worth the 1108 gold coins he gave me for it. 01:51 Couldn’t believe the trader didn’t notice Stubby’s teeth marks on my golden brick! Managed to keep a straight face as he gave me 1085 gold coins. 01:51 When the trader saw my golden brick, he grinned slyly and paid me 976 gold coins for it.