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Mearas

level 92

☥ NEVER GIVE UP! 일 ☥

Age 12 years 1 month
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 370 thousand
Death Count 165
Wins / Losses 48 / 40
Temple Completed at 05/08/2013
Ark Completed at 08/07/2015 (210.4%)
Twos of Every Kind 576m, 551f (55.1%)
Savings 11M, 649k (38.8%)
Pet Vengeful mole Fang 8th level

Equipment

Weapon Mega-Soaker 2000 +101
Shield filibuster +101
Head eye tunes +102
Body antibodies +102
Arms four-fingered gauntlets +102
Legs blade running shoes +102
Talisman lucky star +101

Skills

  • intimate tickling level 105
  • self-cloning level 100
  • falcon punch level 91
  • sword-swallowing level 90
  • iron vortex level 82
  • save-load level 79
  • mountain moving level 74
  • sunstroke level 68
  • spoon-bending level 57
  • rickrolling level 33

Pantheons

Gratitude9502
Might7990
Templehood6934
Gladiatorship13605
Storytelling336

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

My Lady, I have heard a lot of heroes talking about their chronicles and I was just wondering if I should have them.

She acts like she will get an answer. I mean really am I supposed to waste my precious God power to say YES YOU RIDICULOUS CREATURE THAT I CAN’T BELIEVE I CREATED!

Well it all started a long time ago. I don’t remember when. I just remember riding up to the Knights Who Say No guild hall. I made a lot of friends there. But my lady wanted me to move to Blue Feather, then sowing Sun, then back to the Knights. Honestly I sometimes feel like a ping pong ball.

I made it all the way to cardinal there I earned one of those pet medals with my beloved Sun dog Scrat. Then she made me let him go. I mean really all that work and she takes him for herself.

Then the day of all days. I finished my temple to my lady, and I don’t even get to decorate it. I came in one day and found three beautiful statues. A white horse, a black horse, and a bejeweled pony. All the beer I could have wanted but no she wants statues. OW That wasn’t necessary my lady!

Goddess note – The statues were done by my friend Jewelz. The white horse is the God Devildog. The black horse is Ellohir my favorite mount. And the pony is a special pony from my herd. Beer indeed!

Just when I thought I would have to wander the world alone after I lost Scrat (really after she stole him I think I want to stick my finger in this light socket. I didn’t find that amusing now my hair is fried) I found a heffalump named Sven. Don’t laugh your pet’s name is probably sillier! Through much work I have seen to it that he is even stronger than Scrat ! Ow something bit me. Can’t you control him I usually could. WHO IS LAUGHING!

Well just when I thought I was done switching guilds I have been moved to sowing Sun again after a long journey. I like it here. I don’t know why I moved. DID YOU HAVE TO DUMP THAT WATER ON ME IT WAS COLD. Yes I know you have a plan. Unfortunately it is kind of hazy. Stop throwing socks at me. And whew this one needs to be sanitized!

Huh, it disappeared. MY LADY do I get to stay here until I make it to cardinal.

Goddess note – a giant hand knocks Mearas unconscious, she was close after all the beer she had consumed. Epona has grown tired of listening to her so it can’t be counted as punishment.

My best friend is probably Boleyn. But I have a lot of friends

Honestly my sister’s heroine. (in Dev language SISTER is ALT) She would choose Iduna’s creation as her best friend!

SVEN SLOW DOWN! I didn’t know a heffalump could move so fast oh NOW I SEE WHY RUN!

I had to let Sven go. Now in search of my next pet. I hope he is okay.

I found a hyper lynx I named Pilot.

Well at least some earthly creature will be in charge. Perhaps I can relax.

I am now a member of the AMCW so pirates beware.

Some of my best friends are pirates

Is anyone up there.
lightening strikes Mearas
I’ll take that as a yes.

My Lady is the constant lightening necessary?

a feeling of bubbles tickles her, a crazy doctor jumps out and scares her, she gets a kiss on the cheek

OHHARGHHHHHHHHHH

the lightening has struck then an angry voice from the sky screams

YOU WOKE ME UP AGAIN YOU HORRIBLE CREATURE! GIVE PILOT A HUG FROM ME!

11:08 AM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Great One.
For completing an epic quest I was complimented, fed and given six logs for the ark and a golden brick as a reward.

FINALLY

01:14 PM Ate some kidney beans to repair my kidneys, but what I really need is a liver bean.

I so wish she weren’t serious