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Geoff Burton 442

level 127

insert Guild Name here!

Age 13 years 9 months
Personality neutral
Guild Guild Name
(member)
Monsters Killed about 839 thousand
Death Count 172
Wins / Losses 92 / 21
Temple Completed at 12/06/2011
Ark Completed at 08/22/2015 (463.7%)
Pairs Gathered at 02/19/2022
Words in Book 5.6%
Savings 26M, 877k (89.6%)
Pet Dandy lion Sven
Boss Bagstabber with 70% of power

Equipment

Weapon behavior modification stick +138
Shield incognito mode +138
Head independent thought alarm +137
Body coat of honor +139
Arms blood pressure cuffs +137
Legs jingle belt +138
Talisman pendant of immorality +138

Skills

  • strike of the rabbit level 154
  • battle chess level 154
  • teeth gnashing level 145
  • peek-a-boo level 144
  • effect of the groundhog level 141
  • chakra bending level 140
  • lion belch level 138
  • forced generosity level 124
  • selfish interest level 118
  • brownian motion level 118

Feats

  • ⓵ Take personality to the extreme

Pantheons

Gratitude39
Might1232
Templehood179
Gladiatorship1799
Storytelling84
Mastery653
Survival352
Savings1306
Arkeology1290
Catch2280
Wordcraft3100
Unity4
Popularity6
Duelery4
Adventure3

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Freelancer, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Scribbler, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

A gold brick costs about 3000 coins and melts from exactly 3000 coins. The mass of a brick according to the wiki is 37.1kg. 1/3000th of this would be a coin with a mass of 12.37g. At current gold prices, $38,220.81 per kg in USD (2nd January 2015), and using the brick mass mentioned earlier, 37.1kg of gold is worth $1,417,992.05 Thus, a gold coin is worth about $472.66.

There are a few things we can take from this.

When your hero wins something seemingly miniscule like 2 gold coins, remember it’s still like finding a grand in someone’s wallet-it’s not so minor.

The temple has a mass of about 37,100kg assuming average gold brick size. That’s not very big in volume due to gold’s density-sorry to temple owners who have been claiming they have more than one room. It’s also likely that a person can’t fit or can barely fit in the room-so maybe it’s actually just a golden altar. A completed temple is also then worth $1,417,992,051. A hero actually becomes a billionaire with the 706th brick.

If your hero/ine blew 1800 coins at the bar, he/she just spent the equivalent of $850,795.23 on beer. At an estimate of maximum 20 beers in a night (heroes get thirsty), it still means he’s paying $425.40 per beer. So we should definitely envy him-but I doubt it’s possible to find beer that expensive. I’m guessing the hero has other entertainment in that 1800 coins.

Remember-no matter how tough you are, you can’t drink more than 25 beers in a day, even if gold is currently overvalued.

SAVINGS UPDATE-to put savings numbers in perspective, the 30 million coins required for retirement sum up to 1,113,000kg of gold, approximately a quarter of the gold held in Fort Knox. To fully fund a hero’s retirement, the current value of the relevant amount of gold coins would then be $42,539,761,530. This would make the first hero to retire the third richest human being on Earth.

2014 UPDATE-gold prices are falling! Down $5k per kg in the last three months! Maybe this explains why all the sudden gopher wood is showing up everywhere?

2014 UPDATE 2-now they’re back up. Maybe the wood is less attractive than initially thought? Maybe it’s all a big scam? Tune in next time!

2014 UPDATE 3-And down. Will this roller coaster never stop? The gold isn’t actually changing…

2015 UPDATE-still falling, as well as the value of my essay!