🍓 View the extended chronicles here! (bonus: 118+ terrible approved ideas)
🦕 Officially a dinosaur on 8/6/20.
8/2/18 – 06:06 PM “The Rumor Mill” had a 90 minute wait to sit down! Forget that, I’ll just save my 60585 gold coins.
1/4/18 – 05:25 PM Stopped by the ‘Progress Bar’. Gave 8 gold coins to the bartender and waited for my drink. But instead of beer, I received a note that I progressed in my Savings Pantheon ranking. Don’t know whether to feel happy or betrayed.
👏Savings💯Queen👏
3/12/23 – 04:47 AM Oh my goddess, can’t believe that I saved all this money! Finally I can have my very own shop!
DUNGEON TIPS & TRICKS
- See these great guides here and here . Reading through all of this will give you knowledge of any mechanics you need to have a (mostly) successful dungeon run.
- Treasure: Treasure is always adjacent to a TB (treasure boss – 3 ability boss monster), including diagonally to it. It is also almost always touching two walls, and sometimes three. The rule of thumb is that treasure is usually about 5-7 diagonals NE, NW, SE, or SW from the entrance – it will never be directly E/W/S/N. Combining this with knowing where the dungeon edges are makes it easy to figure out where treasure should be – the hard part will be getting to it.
- Bosses: Punish/heal on the heroes’ turn unless absolutely necessary. Excluding when summoned mini-bosses are active, this makes your influences doubly effective. 1* (one ability) bosses are usually not worth trying to avoid, even in an afk party, but they are not a good indicator of treasure closeness. 2* bosses (two ability) mean you’re on the right path, and TB means you’re right next to treasure.
- Driving: Driving is what we call sending directional godvoices to command the heroes. Usually the first person to start directing the heroes is considered the driver. Overdriving is when someone sends direction voices after someone has already taken command of the driving, and is considered bad etiquette. If you’re not sure if the original driver knows what they’re doing, it’s probably better to friend them and talk to them than to just overdrive.
RIP PUSHEENICORN ’18 — ’18
Enzuna, for cattes a fool,
Sent Babynoth a present cool.
When she got to unwrap it
She covered with crap it,
And soaked the poor pusheen in drool.
— eulogy by Brihtnoth
Pet Log
- 🫏 Felix — Talking Donkey. we don’t talk about him.
- 🍓 Strawberry the Grounded Hog
- 🍉 Watermelon the Hyper Lynx
- 🍋 Lime the Philosoraptor
- 🥭 Papaya the Godvilla
- 🍍 Pineapple the Hamburglar
- 🫐 Blueberry the Blind Gorgon
- Cranberry the Crypt Creeper (current)