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Ug The Intelligent

level 65

Ready! Fire! Aim!

Age 1 year 3 months
Personality pure good
Guild Ankh-Morpork City Watch
(advisor)
Monsters Killed about 98 thousand
Death Count 30
Wins / Losses 8 / 9
Temple Completed at 07/07/2023
Wood for Ark 63.3%
Savings 2M, 809k (9.4%)
Pet Sun dog Sparky 42nd level

Equipment

Weapon wunderwaffle +78
Shield morgue slab +74
Head glasses of hindsight +74
Body shroud of mystery +75
Arms web shooters +74
Legs tights of immodesty +73
Talisman vanity mirror +75

Skills

  • somersault squatting level 42
  • iron vortex level 35
  • peace enforcement level 35
  • heel grip level 33
  • unbearable boredom level 33
  • flying bird level 32
  • radioportation level 32
  • lucky hoof level 32
  • instant hairloss level 29
  • dragon pout level 28

Feats

  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Have bosses' horn and hoof in inventory simultaneously
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓵ Take personality to the extreme
  • ⓵ Dig up and defeat three bosses
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Might24522
Templehood45843
Mastery6089
Taming1218
Survival1934
Savings5959
Creation179
Arkeology5941
Duelers260
Unity1
Popularity1
Duelery3
Adventure4

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Brave, strong, loyal, smart – these are just some of the many words that have never been used to describe our hero, “Ug – The Intelligent.” Born at a very young age, many suggest that this was Ug’s greatest achievement, and so far, well…

Ug’s contributions towards Godville guilds are legendary. In particular, several investigations as to guild promotion process are ongoing to examine how Ug possibly managed to reach the rank of Cardinal in his beloved “Knights of the Coffee Table.” Never before has someone risen to this level having contributed so little, over such an extended period of time. Truly, Ug has set a new lower bar for guild members, while also spending an incredible amount of time slumped over the bar, and passed out beside various bars, and indeed collapsed outside several well known bars throughout the towns and villages of Godville.