Brave, strong, loyal, smart – these are just some of the many words that have never been used to describe our hero, “Ug – The Intelligent.” Born at a very young age, many suggest that this was Ug’s greatest achievement, and so far, well…
Ug’s contributions towards Godville guilds are legendary. In particular, several investigations as to guild promotion process are ongoing to examine how Ug possibly managed to reach the rank of Cardinal in his beloved “Knights of the Coffee Table.” Never before has someone risen to this level having contributed so little, over such an extended period of time. Truly, Ug has set a new lower bar for guild members, while also spending an incredible amount of time slumped over the bar, and passed out beside various bars, and indeed collapsed outside several well known bars throughout the towns and villages of Godville.